Josh Lowensohn
@Josh
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. @CNET & @Verge alum. Opinions & bad jokes are my own.
Campbell, CA
Joined January 2007
Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words.
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It’s almost Halloween, get your candy corn pizza ready!
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"I am the horrible creeping bag of sound that is the most worst to you! I wobble my snake-front-body and I waggle my bag-back-body and they meet in the middle to plan a bad idea to upset you." I Am The Horrible Goose That Lives In The Town | https://t.co/Z3j7PpV17M
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This ad keeps following me around the internet and leaves me with so many questions
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"Haters have their coping strategies ... Stein draws the blinds and watches Scandinavian films set in the cold and dark."
washingtonpost.com
Most people welcome long summer days. And then there are the haters, who loathe the unending light that doesn’t give way to night until it’s almost time for bed.
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Found while looking for a stocking stuffer: A light thing that emulates small children post ice cream
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Troll, troll, troll: Instead of a friendly Santa Claus, children in Iceland are entertained and frightened by 13 mischievous troll brothers with names like Door-Slammer, Meat-Hook and Candle-Stealer. https://t.co/fnYr9wWC7p
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So stop putting in pix of delicious french fries in this then
nytimes.com
Fries are unhealthy but undeniably tasty, so if you do indulge, here is some expert advice.
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