Jumanjoe 🇬🇭
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Sometimes I create: @offthetopgh @SincerelyAccra #WeReOn for @WaterVeon @CheapTalkgh #Hive
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The making of the
@SincerelyAccra
recipe was mostly trial and error. Find out how we did it on my episode of the
@ImldPod
:
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My younger brother is also called Joseph because my dad forgot that he’d already named me that. He’s his 9th child.
Tell me a story about yourself the sounds like a lie but is absolutely true.
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Y’all swore 2019 was the ghetto. Well Ra to the fucking Tata bitches.
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Who wore it best? Recreated my dad’s photo from 25 years ago.
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Not the Korea Republic plot twist. Anything to make Suarez cry, we’ll take.
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I know y’all have heard it before several times but me getting 1 vote in my class for head prefect when all my friends were in that class is still so wild to me cos I voted for myself. 😂
what’s a core memory of yours that you can’t forget? could be anything, even something silly
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number 5 took the toffee from the teacher’s table !
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Jackie Appiah’s character getting plastic surgery to become Yvonne Okoro to battle Nadia for the love of Raj, was such a moment.
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Traffic 🤝 ‘the system is down’
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Told my dad we’ll recreate the first picture when he’s 60 he said I should use my own child. agoinsh 💀
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Iris-pect you for this.
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Not the Minister of Fisheries locking Ghana’s seas with a giant dummy key. It’s giving performing arts, I live.
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Ok now I've laughed so hard I'm hyperventilating. Look at that example...😂😂😩😩😩
#BackToBack
http://t.co/jC5gknMeLi
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Bukbak, Castro, MzBel and more!
#BehindDaHitz
took us way back. Here’s the music I caught.
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I’m not surprised Oswald’s in Christ Ambassadors. They had us debating Global issues at 6 years old and guess who the moderator was…
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My personal highlight from today’s Christmas lunch was my Grandma refusing to put her handbag down because she didn’t want to forget it. She literally said “we are not the same, I’ll forget” 😂😂😂.
#Christmas
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She’s having way too much fun with her detachable fetus 😭
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I’m so happy I got to do this for Henry.
Graduated from a page boy. 🤍
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not in my Ghanaian household after forgetting to take the soup out the freezer.
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After 4 days of consistent electricity, I made the mistake of telling a friend “I think the issue has been fixed”. Guess who didn’t have light last night.
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Kontihene was really trying to warn us about adulthood on ‘Asesa’ but we were using our shirts to do harlem shake to the beat.
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That was weaker than Nick Cannon’s pull out game, Ayew serious? Come on!!!
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In Ghana, you’ll get looked at for literally exhisting and daring to be different. If your ‘different’ surpasses ‘awakocha’ you’ll get talked about by people who wished they had your audacity. In conclusion, put your audacity to good use; give them a show.
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It’s always ‘young people are the future leaders’ until we start acting like it.
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Keysoap now has a plastic wrapper. Who approved this increase in overhead costs during an economic zoplazo? It’s Soap, what are they keeping it clean from?
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You fall for internet versions of people and ghost them after you meet in real life cos they don’t fit the narrative you led yourself to believe about them when you also use filters & take photos at places you only bought a sprite at? We’re all curating feed oh, no vex. LMAO!
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lmao like i can’t leave my plate in the sink because i have cheerleaders ?😭
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He was laughing 12 years ago and now he’s crying. His last World Cup forever marred by GHANA BLACK STARS. 😘
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The late 90’s and early 2000’s was truly an iconic era for Gh music. With their new song,
#GreetingsFromAbroad
,
@1RealJoeyB
and
@PAPPYKOJO
are serving us NOSTALGIA in 3 minutes and 12 seconds. A THREAD.
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The year is 2009 and Mimi Divalish got a welder to tattoo her back. Iconic shit 👏🏾
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The sun at Camps Bay invented the chocolate that I’m apparently made of.
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Not the Venus Films All Stars getting Ghana to read again.
Adjetey Anang to release his memoir on July 8th to mark 50th birthday
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a Venus Film Production.
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This same man who traveled abroad to be treated for COVID on tax payers’ money? The same parliament that just approved an increase in salaries for Presidential Spouses in a post-pandemic economic meltdown? Is everyone mad or is this a Harry Laud production?
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After 1 miscarriage and 1 still birth, my 3 year old Cookie (Boerbul/Rottweiler) delivered 15 puppies after 9 hours of labour. The final 12 made it to week 2 and opened their eyes today. No web article can adequately prepare you for this.
#Dogs
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Zoom? FaceTime? A PHONE CALL??
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#RhythmAndFlow
is so well curated. Contestants are giving me chills and the judges are the perfect mix of bad, bougie and hilarious. I like 👌🏾
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Someone put
@KiDiMusic
in this suit and make him shoot a video for ‘Next Time I See You’ with the Lumba girls because it’s giving me 90’s borga highlife.
#BlueEP
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I thought I had seen it all, and then I got added to my nursery school group chat.
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MzBel was really in the studio singing her ass off for consent on ‘16 years’.
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Baby girl Cerwaa got hitched today. Stepped on necks and what not. 💚
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This Barbie wakes up everyday, to brew her African beer, Umqombothi.
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kati poooo!
If you're dating someone who can't pray for 3 hours, I'm here to tell you,
You are dating a balloon.
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Interviewed Dr. Awuah at
@Ashesi
Homecoming (20 years) and Yaa Baby at
@GoldCoastReport
MOSAIC event all in one day. Grateful to my alma mater for encouraging my individuality & public speaking & GCR for saying yes to
@SincerelyAccra
5 years ago. Full circle moments. 🤍
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Adulting is realizing that people move madder than the Tyler Perry characters and you have to deal with them against your will.
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1/3 As children we are socialized to be passive citizens, “a child is to be seen and not heard”, “panyin kasa yen kasa”Our leaders rely on this programmed meekness to disregard their responsibilities because who is going to check them?
#OccupyJulorBiHouse
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How do you schedule a spillage without thinking about consequences? How do you have a disaster management organization that’s ill-equipped to handle the aftermath of a scheduled spillage? There’s natural disasters and there’s ‘you knew this was going to happen’. Sigh.
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People complaining about not knowing what to eat is such an interesting problem to me. When in doubt, I always eat Fufu. I eat Fufu at least 4 times a week. Change the soup and meat combo for versatility points.
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you want 7 competing book stores in a city where nobody reads anymore ?
The whole Accra it’s just Vidya we have as a popular bookstore? If it was restaurants anka 7 competing businesses would have opened within a 1km radius.
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21% taxes but fire service arrives when the house has finished burning.
21% taxes but if your taxi driver cannot maneuver traffic with his horn you’ll die before you get to the oware road at Koree Bu
21% taxes but…nvm, IYKYK.
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being selected to pop champagne at a wedding is a ‘kafra’ for not making it into the Bridal party right? because it’s become obvious that skillset is never considered and now the MC has to keep talking till we hear ‘kpo’ from Nancy’s bottle.
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I fully walked into a glass door today and I know all these people saying sorry are laughing at me in their heads, especially that one guy who said ‘oh boss kafra’. 😭
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The government is losing the revenue they make on traditional voice calls so here’s where they are heading…
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