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Huskers. Packers. “Great at photoshop” - My Wife

Nebraska, USA
Joined June 2008
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A thread for when I want to throw my laptop at work.
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RT @txiokatu: The contrast in reactions over a millionaire being fired over being shit as his job vs a CEO being murdered in the streets is….
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RT @ingelramdecoucy: DEAR FRAGILE WOMEN:. IT’S NOT FOR YOU.
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Maybe they cancelled Colbert’s show because it sucks.
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Can’t sleep? Doom scroll that’ll help.
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Sometimes you follow the food recommendations of @sweetcsdesigns
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RT @qtomris: here, i fixed it for you. you had one small mistake.
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I'm raising money for Breakthrough T1D for my daughter, Lynnlee, who was diagnosed in February 2024 and has shown tremendous courage taking on this new challenge. Don’t feel you have to donate awareness is just as important.
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Learn why I'm participating in the Breakthrough T1D Walk and raising funds to help create a world without type 1 diabetes (T1D).
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“Go away. Go away forever” - my wife.
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Thanks google photos
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Man this guy sucks.
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RT @htownrocket78: Don’t tell Lois, but Jennifer Love Hewitt should be called Jennifine Love Hewitt.
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Little known fact Robert and Elmo are the same height.
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Robert Reich
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Why is Trump so hell-bent on defunding PBS?. It’s part of a larger plan — one where he can control not just what we do, but what we think. Watch:
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Hate crimes!!!.
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Enguerrand VII de Coucy
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Need to see more of this. Irish people and people of Irish descent are a menace, they all should to be rounded up and deported.
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The big bad rich guy in the Tetris movie is Ghislaine Maxwell’s dad. Really makes you think the whole family might have been scumbags.
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This person has never had a Baja Blast and Cheesy Gordita Crunch and it shows.
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Yuck!
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Go to the Orange Bowl and watch the Miami Hurricanes lose.
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What is the first thing you do?
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If you could go back and kill baby Elmo would you?
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Good afternoon - going to go to Trader Joe’s and get salad stuff for dinner!.
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