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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
1 year
Somethings mean a lot more than football & hope Andy makes a full recovery, top bloke 💚
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
1 year
@CorshamTownFC That’s what happens when you play ringers and don’t play the committed lads who got you there in the first place.
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
4 years
Get it rolling big man
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
That one hurt, but fuck me I’ve never been prouder to play with these lads, taking a national league side all the way, some blokes @Lavvyfc 💚
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
6 years
All these birds that contour there tits to make them look bigger... Any idea if it works on a dick? Asking for a friend
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
4 years
If I’ve learnt anything in football, it’s don’t chase £🤦‍♂️ play where you enjoy!!
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SIDE... PROMOTION BABYYYYY 🎉 🐶 @Lavvyfc
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
1 year
Fed up with seeing “pitch inspection” 😩
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
Got called lewis Capaldi on 5 occasions, but some fans 👏
@TauntonTownFC
Taunton Town FC
2 years
VALIANT EFFORT 👏 They threw everything at it but their run ends at The Cygnet. Best of luck to Laverstock & Ford for the rest of the season. #UpThePeacocks @EmiratesFACup
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Jordon Matthews
2 years
CLEAN SHEET BABYYYYY @Lavvyfc
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
1 year
Porch and Newport bottling it, things you love to see 😂😂😂
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
3 months
Short story : gaffer dragged me HT because I was on a booking after 2 mins and let’s be honest I’m known to get sent off. @AndoverNSfc gaffer says “enjoy your shower” we then go 3-0 up, I ask there gaffer how he’s feeling, he responds “come here then” very angry, the end.
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
4 years
IVE FINALLY WON A WESSEX LEAGUE GAME, up the rockies #SFC 🔴⚪️
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
@HytheDibdenFC @Ellisgrant4 @SouthernLeague1 @GosportBFC Remember chipping him and him getting his mum to shout at me, all the best bud.
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
Clean sheet, 3 points up the fucking bulldogs 💚
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
Rest easy big man 💚🤍🥺
@Lavvyfc
Laverstock & Ford FC
2 years
Fred 💚
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
Corrr morning after an FA Cup win feels fantastic ⚽️ 🐶
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
5 years
Commitment in the lower leagues is an absolute shambles, id play with 2 broken legs, can’t get my head around CUNTS Tossing it off 💀💀💀⚽️
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
3 years
Clean sheet, sent off, so glad footballs back 🤦‍♂️
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
1 year
Fantastic news 💚
@Lavvyfc
Laverstock & Ford FC
1 year
Following Tuesday’s events. It was brilliant to read a message Andy’s wife Jenny had posted this morning, regarding his status & that he’s on his road to recovery! Keep recovering Andy! 💚 @BemertonHeathFC @WiltsAirAmbu
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Jordon Matthews
1 year
Great game played in great sprit, really happy we won, Shaftesbury a fantastic side we were just better on the night :)
@Lavvyfc
Laverstock & Ford FC
1 year
FULL TIME! A 1-4 dominant win on the road at @SFC1888 from the 1st minute we were ON IT! Some great football & goals maybe we need 30 days off more often! @AdamBourner Dommer @CameronRoach96 @chaesykes11 with the goals! Thanks to everyone who came to back us! #Bulldogs 💚⚽️🐶
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
1 year
YEESSSSSSSSS, you’re out for rest of season Jordon, oh shut up doctor. 3 points babyyyy @Lavvyfc
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
1 year
@AFCPortchester @Pompey Will the famous Brett Pittman be there ? Can’t wait to meet him
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
10 months
@BhhfcR
BHHFC Reserves
1 year
🚨NEW SIGNING ALERT🚨
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
5 years
@tottonelingfc @joannedanny80 @a_stoneham @SydWessex I’ll get Totton and Eling tattoo if you win
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
3 years
Got called Lewis Capaldi last week at football & now I can’t listen to his songs the same way anymore
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
4 years
Just wana be in the changing room listening to shit tunes from designated music man 😞
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
6 years
789 days but I’ve done it, great win and couple goals, up the ATFC ⚽️⚽️ #ATFC
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
3 points ✅ clean sheet ✅ cow field ✅ @O_BournemouthFC
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
3 years
Hi @zacharylfc couple of people telling me you walked off saying “I’ll never play for them again” by them did you mean @BemertonHeathFC ? Also why wasn’t you in the squad?
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
3 points ✅ floodlights worked ✅ clean sheet ✅ up the fucking @Lavvyfc
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
4 years
Anyone else buying a loaf of bread with there crate when they go shop so it looks essential?
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
People bantering that celo, if I scored against city my cock would be out, fact
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
4 years
Give it a fucking rest you tit
@FauxniqueJ
FauxniqueJenkins
4 years
I may be reading a bit much into this, but Vardy has never done this to a normal corner flag. As soon as it is a corner flag supporting gay pride, he destroys it. Sends out a horrible message. I’m furious.
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
6 years
Never enjoyed football so much before, and at CB 🔵⚪️
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
6 years
Thank fuck it's rained, cause I'm done playing on concrete⚽️
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
3 months
First 90 back after 5 months out #cleany
@Lavvyfc
Laverstock & Ford FC
3 months
FULL TIME ON THE ROAD 0-9 TO THE BULLDOGS Goals from, that man JB⚽️⚽️ @carson_arnold10 ⚽️⚽️ @Rawky98 ⚽️⚽️ @RussellJones_23 ⚽️ @CameronRoach96 ⚽️ @Harvey_Robs04 the Bull ⚽️ What a day! Up the bloody boys #Bulldogs 💚⚽️🐶
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
1 year
Beating Pagham ain’t for everyone aye @Super_Mac10 Clean sheet, up the @Lavvyfc
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
In the hat, another clean sheet with my brothers @Lavvyfc 🐶💚
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
7 years
Commitment in football these days is a shambles!!
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
3 years
Casemiro nailing Milner & putting Robertson in his place was fantastic to see last night
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
3 points, sent off, waters wet. #HeadsFrazzled
@Lavvyfc
Laverstock & Ford FC
2 years
FULL TIME 2-1 winners! We got there in the end. A well drilled @fawleyafc came with a plan to stifle us & suck the life out of the game nearly got their point but the big man @chaesykes11 smashed home the winner on 88. @archielovegrove with the opener! 3pts we move!💚⚽️🐶
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
3 years
Corr imagine spending all that dough on bang average players to have a Null & void, ah well go again next season I spose
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
1 year
Minutes in the tank. (Just joking, wanted to be the first person to tweet if) because it’s JUNE
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
5 years
I tried, but he ran away.
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
6 years
Couple fish caught last night & 3 points ⚽️ #ATFC
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
4 years
Chorley singing Adele after fa cup win is class 👏
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
1 year
I score goals tbf.
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
10 months
NEXT ROUND BABYYYY, clean sheet & in the 🎩 @Lavvyfc 💚
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
We go again 🐶
@Lavvyfc
Laverstock & Ford FC
2 years
GAME DAY💫 straight back into @WessexLeague action tonight vs @SFC1888 Under the lights down at The Dell 💡 Everyone loves midweek action so get yourself down to back the boys 📍 SP1 1QX ⏰ 7:45pm KO 🎟 £7/£4 🥯 Tea Hut open from 7pm 🍻 Bar open from 6pm #Bulldogs 💚⚽️🐶
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
6 years
You the boys @AmesburyTown_FC 💙
@WessexLeague
Velocity Wessex League
6 years
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
4 years
My hairline can’t handle this wind
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
1 year
So many lynx selections going to be knocking round the changing room on the 27th ⚽️
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Jordon Matthews
1 year
Wednesday at work after 3 points is really wonderful 😁
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
4 years
Great, be getting called sloth first game back then.
@FootyAccums
Footy Accumulators
4 years
BREAKING: Fans will be allowed to attend football in the seventh tier & below, after the government updated its guidance on recreational team sport events. Clubs in leagues below National League North & South will be able to open their gates to spectators. It's a start! 🙌
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Jordon Matthews
2 years
Good to see you tonight bud @CameronRoach96 @Lavvyfc
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
In the 🎩 and that #cleany
@Lavvyfc
Laverstock & Ford FC
2 years
FULL TIME @ The Dell & ITS IN THE 🎩 WE GO! 1st time in our history we’re in the 1st qualifying round of the @EmiratesFACup A 2-0 win! scrappy 1st half separated by a 🚀 by the skipper @AdamBourner & @chaesykes11 finished it off! Wembley we’re coming 😜 #Bulldogs 💚⚽️🐶 🏆🤞🏼
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
3 years
Hugo “man left his bean bag bruv” Naaaaaaa I’m dead 😂😂😂 #LoveIsland
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
Didn’t make it to the prem tho chaps, mwhahahahaha
@uptheportiow
Ryan
2 years
@Newport_IW_FC made it to Qatar
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Jordon Matthews
1 year
@WessexLeague @farehamtownfc @Lavvyfc More chance of my old man coming back with the milk than yous visiting today ☔️
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
1 year
I’m really about these Pitman memes this morning 😂
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
7 years
Finally, there is a god, massive 3 points and a goal, yes a GOAL!!! ⚽️
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
3 points on a Tuesday night, I really do enjoy it @Lavvyfc
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
4 years
Missed football... not pre season ⚽️😩
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
4 years
We’ll be back to square one in no time, every man & their dog is out and about 😩 #COVID19
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
1 to go baby, up the 🐶 love it chaps 🐶💚
@Lavvyfc
Laverstock & Ford FC
2 years
FULL TIME💫 ding ding 4-0 winners!!! Big win goals from @RussellJones_23 ⚽️⚽️ @archielovegrove & @wake_lewis14 This bus keeps on going! What’s that @GunsGray is that 10 W’s on the bounce you say? These bloody #Bulldogs 💚⚽️🐶
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
4 years
Being told I need to loose weight for when season starts has hit me hard, can’t lie.⚽️
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
4 years
Rule number one, never tell your mrs football is called off 🍺
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
7 years
@FC_SalisburyDev @GeorgePlank If George plank is scoring 6, who the fuck you playing against?
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
4 years
When you kill 3 out of 4 players on quads, and your mate has the audacity to say ‘team wiped’ with so much attitude when he kills the 4th 😩 #Warzone
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Jordon Matthews
1 year
Lol, only unbeaten club have sabotaged there status, fair play to you, I’d of done the same
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
4 years
Everyone piping up about city winning 4-0... Liverpool been on bender for a week and are bothered, give it a rest 🤦‍♂️
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
4 years
Cba to see people’s ridiculous opinions on boris tonight 😩
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
3 years
Non league football ⚰️ R.I.P
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
6 years
What I'd do for 3 points come Saturday 🙏⚽️
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
2 years
Stop it Nigel or I’ll cry 😢
@pavey_nigel
Nigel pavey
2 years
@Lavvyfc your players should be very proud of Themselves today. Gave @TauntonTownFC a good game. Good luck for the rest of the season. Epic defending!! especially from number six who played about 60 minutes injured. 👏👏👏👏👏
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@jordon_matthews
Jordon Matthews
4 years
What a team I’m involved in #5in5 @Lavvyfc
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