It’s out. The book. Avoidance, Drugs, Heartbreak & Dogs. What a feeling. Response has been overwhelming. Love to everyone who’s supported so far. Forgot to post about it on here because frankly this place is a sh*thole. Have you got a copy? Get one here 🫣💊💔🐶

Elon Musk is what happens when a man baby gets their heartbroken too many times without repair. All the money and influence in the world will not cure his chronic lack of sauce and ever growing narcissistic rot. He needs 5 MEO DMT immediately and less screen time.

RT @MTVUK: “We don’t know how to just feel sadness” 🤍. Listen to @WesNelsonMusic and @jordanfstephens on #MTVFaces only on YouTube now: htt….

How many of us are emotionally addicted to this platform? Getting high from perpetual shock?.

RT @jordanfstephens: People need to question their obsession with purity.

overwhelmed.

People are still working with Tim Westwood? Wild.

RT @mikaelaloach: I have a book tour event in Liverpool this Thursday! It's my first book tour event in the North of England so I'd love so….

People need to question their obsession with purity.

I can’t think of anything braver than opening your heart after having it broken.

I just dreamt that I ALMOST got a speeding ticket. ALMOST. DVLA got me on the ropes man.

Excuse me my girlfriend just tore up Jools what do you mean.

Football is thrilling but it will not disregulate me.

Don’t look for life advice on twitter accounts cursed with severe imagination barriers.

RT @brightdome: Congratulations to @jordanfstephens of @RizzleKicks for winning Youth Music Awards' first ever Grassroots Hero Award. 💫 Rea….

PURA VIDA.

RT @rachelchinourir: Finally done my first ever BBC live lounge 🥹🥹 thank you everyone, thank you @fontainesdublin for being the best band x….

RT @jordanfstephens: Literally everyone was paid for slavery ‘ending’ you doughnut. That’s half the problem. Another phenomenally infantile….

Honestly. This was phenomenal. You’re in for a treat.

It might be the only way to survive on here 🤝🏽.