Jordan Stephens
@jordanfstephens
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London, England
Joined May 2014
It’s out. The book. Avoidance, Drugs, Heartbreak & Dogs. What a feeling. Response has been overwhelming. Love to everyone who’s supported so far. Forgot to post about it on here because frankly this place is a sh*thole. Have you got a copy? Get one here 🫣💊💔🐶
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Elon Musk is what happens when a man baby gets their heartbroken too many times without repair. All the money and influence in the world will not cure his chronic lack of sauce and ever growing narcissistic rot. He needs 5 MEO DMT immediately and less screen time.
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“We don’t know how to just feel sadness” 🤍 Listen to @WesNelsonMusic and @jordanfstephens on #MTVFaces only on YouTube now: https://t.co/jPjrirre4g ✨
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How many of us are emotionally addicted to this platform? Getting high from perpetual shock?
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I have a book tour event in Liverpool this Thursday! It's my first book tour event in the North of England so I'd love so much if you came and brought pals! You get Lush goodies included with your ticket and I'll be signing books there too. See you there! https://t.co/GirSLdpwCU
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I can’t think of anything braver than opening your heart after having it broken
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I just dreamt that I ALMOST got a speeding ticket. ALMOST. DVLA got me on the ropes man
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Excuse me my girlfriend just tore up Jools what do you mean
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Don’t look for life advice on twitter accounts cursed with severe imagination barriers
Mature men who are 31+, please drop one piece of advice to men 18 to 30. It can be about anything!
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Congratulations to @jordanfstephens of @RizzleKicks for winning Youth Music Awards' first ever Grassroots Hero Award. 💫 Read more over at @brightonargus: https://t.co/X7gCo2puIG
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Finally done my first ever BBC live lounge 🥹🥹 thank you everyone, thank you @fontainesdublin for being the best band x
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Literally everyone was paid for slavery ‘ending’ you doughnut. That’s half the problem. Another phenomenally infantile attempt at edginess by monsieur cheese string. JRM daily. Built like a 2B pencil. A streak of urine. Speaky streaky. Dude can’t fight a sneeze. Looking like
They ought to pay us for ending slavery, it is not something any other country had done and we were motivated by Christian charity.
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Honestly. This was phenomenal. You’re in for a treat.
Can’t believe I’m saying this but I’ll be performing my new single Fantasy and Angel Of My Dreams on @BBCLater this Saturday 🥹💞 You can watch it from 9.50pm BST on BBC 2 or @BBCiPlayer!
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