Jordan Carlos
@jordancarlos
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@EverythingTrash on @Freeform/@Hulu, @BlackMirror, One-time writer for Drew Barrymore Show, Divorce (HBO) & @FirstWivesClub on (BET+), Co-host of #ADULTING.
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Joined September 2008
Kudos to my wife for battling @NYCSchools uninspired reading curriculum which lacks parent input.
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HUMPD tomorrow Night! AWESOME LINEUP + our special guest is a trauma informed domme/witch! Tix below, fam!.
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RT @quadcarl_carl: @GavinNewsom The only reason for him to do that is if he is planning on doing something really bad. Iโve seen heโs alsoโฆ.
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Second installation of HUMPD comedy is happening this coming Wednesday, 5/21 @ Sound Mind Center in DUMBO! 7 pm doors, 7:30 pm show, tix below! Ft. James Tom, Sureni Weerasekera, Liza Treyger, Olivia Levine and amy Northrup!.
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Get your HUMPD: A Comedy/Sex-Therapy Mash Up with NYC's Best Comics Tickets at Sound Mind Center in Brooklyn by Sound Mind Live from Tixr.
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Tomorrow night is the first iteration of my new comedy show, HUMP, a standup + sex chit chat mashup. Show is at Sound Mind Center in DUMBO, 7 doors/ 7:30 show. Tix here:
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Get your HUMPD: A Comedy/Sex-Therapy Mash Up with NYC's Best Comics Tickets at Sound Mind Center in Brooklyn by Sound Mind Live from Tixr.
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Bringing back my Level 1 Sitcom Writing class!. The class will run 10 weeks straight on Tuesdays from 7-9 pm EST, beginning Feb 4th. We will meet on Zoom, so feel free to apply from anywhere!. LINK TO APPLY:
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Oh, but itโs OK if Goldilocks comes up in their crib housing all the porridge?
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#LFG.
TONIGHT: @ArdenMyrin's WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE? LIVE!๐น. Special Guests include @jerrytrainor, @Thezog, @jordancarlos, #TheBachelorette's Charity Lawson and Dotun Olubeko, and More!. 7PM Doorsใป7:30PM Show.Limited Tickets Left!.๐๏ธ:
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My LIVE Album Recording is TOMORROW NIGHT @eastvillecomedy at 8 pm! Tickets can be purchased here: Hope to see you there :)
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Friends! I am doing a live album recording on 7/3 @ 8 pm @eastvillecomedy and YOU ARE INVITED! Tix here, can't wait to see you there!.
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Next time I don't like what my wife is saying to me, Imma just call her an outside agitator.
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This is customarily an $80 fare. What changed? The ride was at 6:17 AM, not exactly surge hour.
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RT @BellHouseNY: TONIGHT! ๐๐จ๐ซ๐๐๐ง ๐๐๐ซ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฌ ๐๐จ๐๐ฌ ๐๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ.Actor, writer, and standup comedian @jordancarlos headlines The Bell House! Hosted byโฆ.
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Yeah, these folks for sure donโt look terrorized. Thanks media
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How I know Iโm a whole ass vibe: after a.a season of watching football Iโm currently catching up on #TheFeud? #SuperBowl.
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With low voter turnout but everyone in their feelings about the Grammys, Oscars, and Emmys it's pretty clear we have given up democracy for pageantry. Toddlers in Tiaras was right the whole time. .
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Now he's pitching Amy Poehler and Andy Samberg as next-door neighbors! Bazinga!!! You guys, safe to say no mediocrity/give them the same but slightly different detected here.
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He's doing a hard sell of his Dash pass creative idea. Really groundbreaking stuff here, folks.
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