a dong of ice and fire
@jonswoe
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Dalena she/her. 31 🇵🇷 literally living my best life - erotica enthusiast / if you know Atreau Vediya lez b friends (letslimbo on AO3)
Pittsburgh, PA
Joined August 2017
The funniest thing is that everyone seems to be operating under the assumption that they will have explosive diarrhea for the duration and need to buy all the toilet paper in the city
Pittsburgh, when a big snow storm is coming is one of the most actively hilarious places on the planet.
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🥲 the memories see me through the darkness
When Odell Beckham Jr. had an 8 REC, 222 YDS, 2 TD performance against Baltimore in 2016 ⭐️ https://t.co/XYM3KOrrni
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Not sure most Americans will ever be ready for this discussion tbh.
ice did today what that nice family member of yours who went to iraq/afghanistan did to countless civilians every day
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The History of the Twentieth Century got my top spot. More in my #SpotifyWrapped. https://t.co/0tuG8loX3d
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Off to celebrate with socialists. Bringing a plum galette and walnut chocolate chip zucchini bread. 🌹
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I'm so spoiler-averse that sometimes when something important is happening on page, I cover the bottom half of the page with my hand so my eyes don't accidentally skip ahead and ruin my surprise. So no, I do not peek at the last page lol
Do you ever peek at the last page? (Your secret's safe with us!)
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one summer, just to say he had. https://t.co/n5s8zmwSYw Mance and Qhorin meet in the Weirwood grove. #fanfiction #asoiaf #mancerayder #qhorin
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Had Mance been a good ranger? He had been good at ranging, but that was not the same. In truth, even from boyhood, Mance had too much of the wild in him to truly be a good ranger. He thought of him five and ten and thinking himself a man, stripping down and swimming the Milkwater
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I'm fucking hangry, can't go to lunch until 1 bc my coworkers suck, and I also have no lunch money so I have to figure something out. Anyone who walks by my desk is going to feel a disturbance in the universe, such is my anger.
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Telling me to lower my voice is anti-Puerto Rican discrimination.
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this is just how i operate on AO3. the number of fandoms i've read fics in knowing next to nothing about them lol
the best feeling is finding a fic so good it makes you open the author's ao3 only to find a bunch of equally good but slightly different works that will feed you for days
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I was attacked by a dumpster pigeon this morning. Full face of fucking bird.
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I asked my bf's mom for salt to salt the water for the corn: she handed me a pink Himalayan salt grinder. They didn't even have a box of Kosher salt. Not even a full-size iodized/table salt. So yeah, this veg hate is bc people can't cook. SEASONING BASICS MAN.
i’m tired of the vegetable hate yall need to grow up and enjoy the crisp taste of something crunchy
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