Jon Cappetta
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creative problem solver & idea manufacturer. critically acclaimed weed snob. keeper of the lore. Vice Pres. of Content for @HIGH_TIMES_mag .
new yorker in los angeles
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it takes 10,000 hours of practice to make perfect. don't point fingers, work harder.
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jesse was a light i didn’t know i needed. LA isn’t the friendliest place, but he made it a home, and he welcomed others into it warmly. he made his own way, but left the door open for his bros - and ALWAYS held it for Maiya. i’ve got you for life, brother. weed & wagyu forever.
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this is called an ‘oink doink’ bc the double barrel rosin donut makes it look like a pigs nose when it burns
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sorry to be a dick but if you smoke this nonsense you deserve whatever illness you get
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@iamharaldur
@PeterTarka
@elonmusk
i wonder if it’s because they aren’t able to cash you out ATM. i don’t think they’re allowed to officially terminate without paying everything owed to you (and everyone else) at the time. Good news is you might get an extra week or two paid!
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@JoeFash0
wait did anyone else hear someone say ‘somebody get something! like a bike or something!’?! the side chatter here is wild.
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my mom is v concerned about the coronavirus so she just asked me to keep my joints to myself for the time being. 2020 is wild.
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should i eat 14 g of various mushroom candies and find god tonight?
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@AnthonyBass52
wait honest question - if your wife was pregnant and the crew was mad, why didn’t you clean it up? seems like a deflection to united that you didn’t help your pregnant wife…
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Been waiting to announce this: Jay-Z Announces Partnership With Top Cannabis Company Caliva •
@HIGH_TIMES_Mag
:
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yesterday we said goodbye to our friend
@jessethechef
in his hometown, Memphis. to honor his memory, i’m sharing the piece i read at his funeral. please keep his family in your thoughts, it’s not supposed to happen like this.
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shout out to the TSA agent who def found my weed but just took a lighter instead
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what happens if you take mushrooms and acid at the same time?
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last night i got a private tour of some never before shown original works from the godfathers of psychedelic art, and tonight i’m taking acid with them.
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it’s like
@TheEmeraldCup
said “you did such a good job judging last year, let’s see how you perform with one hand tied behind your back!” 309 flower entries to smoke through in 20 days - i never turn down a challenge. let’s do this!
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i can not stress this enough: if you really want me to come to something SEND ME A CALENDAR INVITE. i don’t ask for much, and i will forget otherwise. it’s not personal, i’m sure i wanted to come. i just smoke a LOT of weed.
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this might sound crazy but has anyone done any research on how air travel effects the quality of weed? this is purely anecdotal but the same weed doesn’t seem to hit the same in NY as it does in LA
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it’s official, we’re moving to schedule 3! know a lot of you think this is bullshit, but this is progress. expecting a total reversal from the feds was a fools thought, but they ARE moving in the right direction. lot of blood sweat & tears to get here. take solace in this win!
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in short,
@delta
sucks, don't expect anything past 'give us money'. 100% prefer & will always recommend
@VirginAmerica
/
@JetBlue
instead.
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so um,
@Benzinga
just awarded me cannabis lifestyle journalist of the year!!!! thank you to
@JavierHasse
& the rest of the
@BzCannabis
team! i’ve never won an award before and this feels crazy! love to my whole
@HIGH_TIMES_Mag
family - better pictures to come.
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don’t judge a book by its cover bc sometimes ugly nugs smack
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every morn i roll some joints & go for a run - today i got about a mile and 1/2 from home before realizing i forgot a lighter. if you want to really freak someone out, ask them for a light at 7 am, then pull out a 2 gramer… the surprise on their face as you run away smoking it >
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i should just stop trying to microdose bc it never works out for me. going to a friends birthday and i needed a pick me up bc i’m tired and boom, now i’m tripping.
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it shouldn’t be this expensive to be alive, especially when we literally made up the concept of money. we’re not paying the planet, or the food we eat. the fact that i have to pay other humans for water is absurd.
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not to brag but both paul mccartney and woody harrelson came to the dank tank tonight… i am not even kidding.
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corp cannabis guy just walks out of the hotel past me while i’m smoking a joint, complaining these things always smell like cheech and chong were here. should i act interested in his biz???
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just ripped my pen so hard on the flight to new york that i had a 5 min coughing fit and dab sweats. everybody around me def thinks i have COVID now. i’m alright with it.
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going through security at JFK, TSA goes ‘yeah man, as long as you don’t have like a pound, you’re good here now.’
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had a blast chatting w
@H3CZ
for this - we went deep! mad shout outs to legends in this one:
@710labs
@Cesism1
@moneytreesca
@alienlabsshop
@talkingterps
& more!
Light up your Pine Park and get ready to head into the metaverse as I sit down with OG cannabis content kingpin at High Times,
@joncappetta
, on the latest episode of
#HighlyProductive
, live now on our YouTube page.
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LOL
@doordash
thought they could change their policies so they don’t have to refund you when they mess up? that’s going to go well. they just brought me the wrong order and told me to eat it.
@DoorDash_Help
i wonder how many people know about the change. seems like a good story!
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ladies & gents, it is with great pleasure that i introduce you to
@HIGH_TIMES_Mag
’s new editors,
@Hollandbuds
, who will be serving as our Editor in Chief, and
@codyleechicago
, our new web editor. please give me a hand in welcoming them into our fold!
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depression is a motherfka and it’s easy to miss the signs exhibited by your friends if you’re not regularly checking in. it’s the time of year where that matters more than usual, so don’t forget to send that text or make that phone call - you never know who really needs it rn.
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to all of y’all trying to make it: remember most of the big dogs know each other, and have working relationships. every time you do something stupid or fuck someone over, more than just the receiver hear about it. some of y’all think everyone’s working against you… they are.
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everyone goes so crazy trying to brand 4/20 and it’s so silly to me; you’re getting lost in a sea of noise. we ganged up around washington square specifically because we couldn’t back in the day. it’s a day for all of us - pretending you own it is hubris. real ones know.
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if you haven’t noticed, being a professional roller is a full fledged job now. in my latest for
@HIGH_TIMES_Mag
i detail some of my favorites of these guys, and the various reasons they’re taking off. i hope you enjoy it!
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every morning for the next 5 weeks i’ve got to choose 8 jars of random entries to smoke and grade throughout the day. i have to do this everyday to get through all the entries in time. i apologize in advance if i’m on one for the next month…
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this is the most impressive menu i’ve ever seen
I think about this black market weed menu my old drug dealer sent me a while back quite often. What a businessman.
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idk why no one thought to dress up like the grinch and steal their kids presents before now but ngl this is the best thing to ever happen to christmas. i am crying i’m laughing so hard at these videos. thank you all for your service. i’ll chip on the gofundme’s for their therapy.
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@jmrphy
you bought ‘drugs’ in a head shop my guy. maybe next time just grab that horny goat weed from the gas station. or actually, salvia. you should definitely try salvia. very chill, super cool.
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pending a background check
@HIGH_TIMES_Mag
is going to have a new Editor in Chief (just to make sure she hasn’t like, murdered anybody - don’t worry, i’ve taken drugs with her :)) & I’m very excited to welcome her to the team. 2022 is going to be a big year for us.
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my girl just asked why i don’t just have AI write my pieces and now i want to break up
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ladies and gents, it is my pleasure to present you with the first piece for
@HIGH_TIMES_Mag
’s WEIRDOS: The Retail Fallacy. tap in to read about why THC % is bullshit:
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a moment of gratitude: over the past two weeks i was booked on 7 events across 4 cities. i’m being flown around the world to see local varieties of my favorite plant - one i was repeatedly told there was no future in. somewhere along the way my idols became my friends…
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sometimes you wake up and realize you slept-ate 550mg of edibles. if i were anyone else i would be deeply concerned rn…
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for this week’s
#WEIRDOS
, i wrote a response to
@JimiDevine
’s ‘Indica and Sativa are for Dummies’ - we agree that those terms don’t work, but I have some other ideas… Let us know what you think! Read the pieces & join the debate:
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if you live in LA, smoke weed, and are within an hr of the west side, i recommend checking out my insta story. bout to give away an obscene amount of product from a currently undisclosed location at 7pm. first come, first served.
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going through security at LAX, and there are hella new ‘weed is a narcotic’ signs. of course my bag gets flagged, so i’m sweating. TSA opens it, then notices my shirt. ‘bro i love high times, where’d you get that?’ - i explain the relationship and bro hands me the bag back…
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WHY did i eat a fistful of mushrooms on a monday evening??? i don’t know… why NOT, karen?
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how many peoples lives has yours made better? how many hands have you held out? how many have you put into a position to win? if the only one eating off your blessings is you they surely won’t last long. give while you can, because you can, and the universe will reward you.
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yo
@LAClippers
y’all should put a dispensary in here, this would be the best consumption lounge in america. if you need a plug bang my line.
@espn
fwd this to whoever owns the team and let’s get this bread!
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well this was the last thing i expected when i woke up this morning! thank you
@Benzinga
, it is an honor to even be considered! see you in Chicago,
@JavierHasse
!
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we’re looking for another editor at
@HIGH_TIMES_Mag
- obv req’s experience but if you or someone you know is lookin, hit me.
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i want to make something explicitly clear: i don’t care how beneficial it may be, if it means fucking over one of my friends i can not rock with it. i appreciate you reaching out to me w/ opportunities, but i will not sub in for one of my people. we eat together, or we don’t eat.
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as promised, here’s the 17th edition of my Stone Cold Quarantine Cop List for
@HIGH_TIMES_Mag
. featuring dank for all budgets, smaller versions of old favorites, and legal trap products - what’s not to love? dig in here:
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writing about thailand, planning for barcelona - where else should we go to smoke weed this year?
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2022 was a big year for the cannabis industry, but nothing captured attention quite like the hash hole. This ran in the Dec issue, but bringing it online to close the year out. Enjoy, ‘The Year of the Hash Hole’ via
@high_times_mag
feat.
@Flowersbyfidels
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last night
@JimiDevine
& i smoked out a fancy restaurant and ate wagyu with
@wizkhalifa
. life’s really special sometimes. thanks
@BakedWithCakes
, best work dinner in ages.
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i’ve seen at least 4 brands already trying to rebrand 4/20 in the park this year in their own image. most of them weren’t even there last year, and now they think they will own it. the hubris. this is why i was so vocal AGAINST ownership last year - this day is for all of us.
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lately i’ve been saying shit on social i know no one will vibe with because i’m sick of feeling shackled to likes and engagement. my personal pages are meant to be my individual curations, not the brands… it doesn’t have to suit anyone else. in that i feel free.
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going to an event tonight called ‘hash, wagyu, & cannabis cigars’. that’s it, that’s the tweet.
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@theHODLcurator
@AnthonyBass52
@united
lol publicly crying because his kid made a mess and his pregnant wife cleaned it up instead of him actually doing anything to help her is the story. by that logic why not just shit on the floor too? there’s a cleaning crew!
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@JrMoneyGetting
@VisualsByChern
why in the holy fuck would you upload this? like, first he petty grabs her food then KEEPS trying to convince her, then she says she don’t love him and he asks her to get off the new dude again - he coulda trimmed that and saved massive face, this gotta be a stunt.
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i can’t tell you how often i’m at some corporate shit and i’m the only one smoking… doesn’t mean i’m going to stop though
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if you see me tonight ask me for some weed. i’m bringing a ton and i’m not allowed to leave with any of it.
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you can report on the cannabis industry without being a narc… i don’t understand why journalists continue to expose survival secrets like they’re doing a solid for anyone…
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maybe the best personality shot ever taken of me. i had the best time chatting w
@H3CZ
on
@PinePark
’s new
#HighlyProductive
podcast. watch here:
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so cops descend on a citizen, attempt to rough him up, and force compliance without any real justification, and you want me to feel bad that he got em? i think you’ll be surprised how many people are excited to see this. free this man.
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my buddy
@H3CZ
just dropped the first episode of his new podcast
#HighlyProductive
, check it out on
@youtube
- first ep is with
@ErickKhan_
, and i’m on next weeks:
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the latest cop list drops now on
@HIGH_TIMES_Mag
. this month’s featuring a legal cross joint, a new way to grind, and a hell of a lot of dank:
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how does that $60 eighth get to $60? well friends, it’s actually more predictable than you might guess! check out my me latest for
#WEIRDOS
, ‘Where does the money go?’ here:
@HIGH_TIMES_Mag
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in case you haven’t been following along,
#WEIRDOS
is already producing some pretty great stories over at
@HIGH_TIMES_Mag
. you can find them all at /weirdos on our site, but i’m going to make a thread describing each below since twitter seems to like that so much. 🧵🪡🧶
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i do not know why i keep trusting people when they say they’re giving me a micro dose at these events… but shout out to the psychedelic honey lady. i’m most definitely feeling this boarding my flight.
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if you lead with respect, even in anger, you will usually get an amenable solution to your problem. if you come in like a dickhead you’ll just get a swift kick in the ass on your way out.
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you may think you want my life, but it’s honestly a lot more annoying than it seems. how many people do you have currently harassing you to try their shit? i have dozens, and none of them take hints. but if i tell them to leave me alone i’m an asshole. it’s a constant catch 22.
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this is a very very special small plant small batch privilege jar from
@CannabisSerge
&
#feelgoodla
and it tastes like a friggin piña colada. sorcery!
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i’m that spirit: new york, i’m proud to formally announce that we’re pullin up for 4/20, and we’re rollin’ deep. this shit is open to anyone, it’s free, and it’s going to be one for the history books. fuck with us.
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my
#WEIRDOS
today focuses on where we come from, and why it matters. for you new jacks, this is why a lot of your efforts aren’t working. it’s not personal, we just care about the plant… latest for
@HIGH_TIMES_Mag
is live:
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no, no i absolutely do not want to schedule a meeting while in vegas.
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you’ve got to feed as many people as you can, while you’re able.
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quick thought:
whoever gave cops paintball guns must’ve never shot a paintball gun in their life. two seconds with one and you’ll start shooting whoever’s around - your own friends even - just for fun....
just saying, kinda seems like an easily avoidable issue...
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@Leafly
hey guys - sorry to do this but QP definitely does not stand for quarter ounce, it stand for quarter pound. Q(uarter)P(ound).
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i have finally smoked enough weed that my dreams have broken through the fog. i am back to having vivid, strange dreams about missing my cigarette of choice & ill-fitting coats.
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@JusAire
on some santa shit, making a list to cross check against album sales/streams on friday
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