Jonathan Hicks
@jonathanshicks
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used to work on this app
Manhattan, NY
Joined August 2019
Yankees gotta sign @jalenbrunson1 to a contract once the Knicks win it all. Haven’t had a closer like him in NY since Mariano.
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I have a slack thread notification that refuses to go away no matter how hard I try and it’s ruining my life.
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If you update your slack status to let me know you’re eating lunch, I know we will simply never be friends.
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After a silent back and forth battle with an unknown subject in the office, I have finally set a record I am confident this mystery human will be unable to achieve. Huge start to the weekend.
today I set the record for most points in the office pop a shot basketball game (no big deal), but there were no witnesses. whats the protocol here do I make an announcement, slip it casually into conversation? people need to know! . context: I know 0 people in this office lol.
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Stopped to admire my record once again and noticed someone had beaten it. PROMPTLY beat their record once again. I’m now in a heated rivalry with this mystery person on the office pop a shot game.
today I set the record for most points in the office pop a shot basketball game (no big deal), but there were no witnesses. whats the protocol here do I make an announcement, slip it casually into conversation? people need to know! . context: I know 0 people in this office lol.
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After 5 fateful months I FINALLY have regained access to this account. thank you @Support … I guess. what did I miss on here ??.
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today I set the record for most points in the office pop a shot basketball game (no big deal), but there were no witnesses. whats the protocol here do I make an announcement, slip it casually into conversation? people need to know! . context: I know 0 people in this office lol.
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Does this ruin Caesar dressing for me? Yes. Will I continue to eat Caesar dressing? Absolutely.
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Today i learned Caesar dressing is essentially just mashed up anchovies and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to recover. Why and how is this deemed acceptable in society
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I think my badge picture really says it all lol. been an unreal run at Twitter over the last 4 years filled with incredible highlights, moments, and people. Truly a dream job. Hurts to say goodbye but excited for what’s next. I’ll miss this place!!!
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After 8+ loyal years on #TeamAppleWatch, I have officially converted to #TeamWhoop. No further comments or questions at this time.
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THE PLOT THICKENS.
Wendy Rush, the wife of Stockton Rush, the OceanGate CEO piloting the submersible that disappeared during a dive to the Titanic wreckage, is a descendant of two first-class passengers who died when the ocean liner sank in 1912, archival records show.
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Me inhaling any/all submarine related content over the past 48 hours
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Groundbreaking analysis. Mood swings LIKELY. Can’t be totally sure though. They might be having a great time who’s to say really.
Psychologist believes Titanic sub crew is likely experiencing ‘mood swings’
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Submarine situation blowing my mind mostly because I didn’t know the Titanic sank this close to New York?? Anyone else also just assume it was in like the North Pole? How were there just massive floating icebergs in the ocean this far south
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will this pay for the hotel this weekend.
Day 6 in @CapperBrackets vs @Props_Kitchen. I took the lead but still two more days. I'm rolling with this beautiful combo, and I'd like to ladder these fellas later as well. Two home teams down 0-1 are going to pepper the net. Bob and Grubauer covered this by a few saves in G1
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Is everyone involved in hockey (players coaches announcers etc) Canadian or is there a specific hockey accent you adapt to when you play that just sounds Canadian.
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