Jonathan Lumb
@jonathan_lumb
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Middle aged Doctor Who fan, van delivery driver and keen beer drinker.
Leeds, UK
Joined August 2011
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In the UK It's actually Illegal to pass anyone washing their car without saying "You can do mine next if you want!" and then laughing!. Also works with cutting grass or cleaning windows etc etc.
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Pretty much sums everything up 👍
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Mel Brooks on the most Famous line from his movies - "It's good to be the King": "More than any other, there is one line from 'History of the World, Part I' (1981) that people will shout at me when they recognize me on the street: “It’s good to be the King.” For some reason
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A great man.
Tony Benn's "Don't arab women weep when their children die, doesn't bombing strengthen their resolve?" Is as relevant now as it was 25 years ago.
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South Korea's giant dachshund sculpture, nicknamed Sunshine, is a hyperrealistic, ‘breathing’ art installation
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And you never could see the join 😁❤️
Little Ern died on this date in 1999… …he was a lovely little mover, those short, fat, hairy legs proved their worth over the years…you still can’t see the join! Ernest Wiseman OBE 27 November 1925 – 21 March 1999 #ErnieWise #MorecambeAndWise
#StillBringingSunshine 👓☀️❤️
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This morning, @BBCNews eulogising their ‘beloved’ colleague Jenni Murray, while slyly insinuating she left Women’s Hour in 2020 for health reasons. Here’s Jenni in her own words, exposing the truth those misogynist bastards refuse to admit. https://t.co/m8JLVnT68N
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Gene Kelly in the 1955 film “It’s Always Fair Weather.”
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The differences in personality. 😂😂 Which one are you? Me first!
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These.... layabouts in Lace 😂
“Hell's Grannies” MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS (1971) Genius.
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17 March 1999. Rod Hull died (aged 63). He always appeared with Emu, a mute and highly aggressive arm-length puppet. Hull died in a tragic accident while trying to adjust the TV aerial on the roof of his bungalow, then slipping and falling to his death.
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When MICHAEL CAINE — 93 Candles 🎂 today — told his Mum he'd earned a million pounds for a film, she asked "How much is that?” His answer changed her life forever. "It means, Mum, that you’ll never have to work again. You won't have to clean or worry anymore.” And she didn’t.
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Hiya. Here’s a new #DoctorWho colourisation/restoration of another of those lovely Don Smith/Radio Times ‘Enemy of the World’ snaps: Debbie Watling, Frazer Hines & Patrick Troughton in the dunes at Climping Beach in early November 1967. PS: Nice about Master Plan innit?
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