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Improvisor, IT worker, and all around Smart ass. The username comes from my love of Jolt Cola.

Toronto, Ontario
Joined March 2009
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@joltman
A Haggith
11 months
I hope every American enjoys giving their oligarchs their tax cut!
@CBSNews
CBS News
11 months
Staff at the Department of Education received a notice Tuesday instructing them to leave the building by 6 p.m. local time and informing them that all department offices in Washington, D.C., as well as regional offices, will be closed Wednesday.
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@AOC
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
1 year
Damn you know it’s bad when even Trump is feeling bad for me πŸ˜‚
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@TheRealWBG
WBG
1 year
Street smart
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@joltman
A Haggith
1 year
Every time I load the @porterairlines app I see this and think "Man, that Racoon's body looks weird...
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@MrJoKeR604
J Hunter🍁
1 year
BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre and his weirdo PR team have released the newly revised and updated video! this version is truly devastating to PM Trudeau. Thanks, @keetmuise for the updated video.
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@joltman
A Haggith
1 year
That's my boy!
@SlangsOnSports
Sarah Langs
1 year
Kevin Kiermaier’s 99.0 mph OF assist is the Dodgers’ fastest-tracked OF assist under Statcast (2015)
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@joltman
A Haggith
2 years
The Gate agent for @porterairlines gave me seat 5A for my trip down to Las Vegas. On my return trip I got seat 11D. That was crafty... Making me fall in love with the leg room, then showing me the alternative back... I've now pre-booked seat 6D for my trip to Las Vegas in Aug!
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@joltman
A Haggith
2 years
Thank God it's here!
@CraigWeekend
ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌
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@joltman
A Haggith
2 years
Jesus Christ, who ISN'T running in this by-election?!
@CanadianPolling
Polling Canada
2 years
This Toronto-St. Paul's ballot is out of hand
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@joltman
A Haggith
2 years
Looks like I'm cancelling #Netflix. Pity, would have liked to know how #StrangerThings was going to end...
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@joltman
A Haggith
2 years
Well, they are certainly keeping it interesting!
@GoldBoys
GoldBoys Bets
2 years
RED WINGS KEEP THEIR SEASON ALIVE WITH A GOAL IN THE LAST 3 SECONDS 😱
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@CraigWeekend
ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌
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@joltman
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2 years
I hate when you get it down to needing 1 letter and you STILL don't know what the word can be! Wordle 975 5/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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@joltman
A Haggith
2 years
4 guesses, no yellow! Would have had it in three, but I chose the wrong vowel. Wordle 950 4/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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@joltman
A Haggith
2 years
Looks like the "Ángel HernÑndez School of Sports Officiating" opened an NFL course this year! Though I haven't seen a report on it, the signs are there... #BradAllen #LionsCowboys
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@BlueJays
Toronto Blue Jays
2 years
We love a self-aware king πŸ‘€πŸ˜ŒπŸ‘‘
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@joltman
A Haggith
2 years
Another Human Kebab mash tape! Christmas came a little early!
@HUMANKEBAB
HUMAN KEBAB
2 years
All over the 80s today. The Flying Lizards. Psychedelic Furs. Duran Duran. Billy Idol. Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark. Roxette. Ripped apart and put back together again. https://t.co/1GCrlNN9ZF
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@joltman
A Haggith
2 years
I'm in prime position to see if there's some....THING on the wing!
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