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John Strauss

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Designer, maker of sustainable, heirloom quality made in the USA furniture. Lifelong suffering White Sox fan. https://t.co/2kwpfoKJ0K

Canton, Ohio
Joined February 2009
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@SurrealALincoln
Surreal Abraham Lincoln
2 months
There should be a rule that you aren't allowed to invade another country if you can't remember its name
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John Strauss
2 months
#LuisRobert #whitesox the question is now what does the outfield look like. LF has Achilles injury. CF is gone. RF is open waiting for a prospect to emerge. There’s a bunch of maybe if-comes waiting. That is not a plan for success.
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John Strauss
2 months
RIP
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@NickKristof
Nicholas Kristof
2 months
The courage of Iranian protesters!
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John Strauss
2 months
Cutting health subsidies, building a giant ballroom, kidnapping a foreign leader, getting rid of vaccines, research, and support for arts, public radio, obscuring the Epstein files. It’s all what MAGA voted for, right??
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@SoxNerd
SoxNerd
2 months
Good morning #WhiteSox fans! It’s 1-2. Happy #LanceJohnson-#NellieFox Day!
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John Strauss
3 months
Andrew Benintendi gets an “honorable” mention in the ranking of the worst contracts this year in #mlb #whitesox
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Some of the biggest names in baseball also have some of its most onerous contracts.
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@johnstrauss
John Strauss
4 months
Why was Peyton Palette not added to the 40 man? Anyone? #whitesox
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John Strauss
5 months
Tipping - not what you think.
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John Strauss
5 months
Dust and woodworking remain a dangerous possibility.
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John Strauss
5 months
Explain Andrew Vaughn to me like I’m stupid. #whitesox #brewers and why the Sox don’t have a legal fraud case.
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John Strauss
5 months
Can the #whitesox sue Andrew Vaughn for malpractice? #brewers
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John Strauss
6 months
So in a perfect illustration of regressing to the norm, AV ends the season at his career batting average and nearly career OPS. Not the horrible season or the wonderful season he had on the #whitesox or the #brewers.
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John Strauss
6 months
#whitesox I did not see tonight‘s game. But why in the heck was Brandon Eisert pitching the ninth inning and Leasure and Taylor were used previously? As soon as I Eisert, pitching the ninth, I knew it was over.
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John Strauss
6 months
Please make Tyler Alexander go away. #whitesox
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@johnstrauss
John Strauss
6 months
Defense dominant so far #whitesox
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@johnstrauss
John Strauss
7 months
So the analysts talk about how Louis Gil‘s control is a big issue and if you wait him out, you’ll get your walks. Tauchman and Montgomery swing at the first pitch. What gives? #whitesox
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John Strauss
7 months
At the outset of the season, Keith Law said the #whitesox had one of the worst bullpens ever. Because of Grant Taylor and Mike Vasil some of that has been mitigated. But not last night.
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