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Except for the good ones, of course.
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I’m afraid your “young core” is actually “hot garbage.” #STLCards #ForTheLou.
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I’m actually in St. Louis tonight but I missed the game. Sounds like things worked out quite well for me. #STLCards #ForTheLou.
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Several heroes in tonight’s win. But tops among them are Lars Nootbaar with a potential game-saving catch, and YOHEL POZO! #STLCards #ForTheLou
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Freddie Freeman just hits and hits and hits—and JoJo Romero just made him look silly. #STLCards #ForTheLou.
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Whatever happens, it was nice to have Sonny Gray back for an evening. #STLCards #ForTheLou.
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None of this is to dump on Winn. He’s a fun player! Way more watchable than most of the humps on this team. But we’ve got to be a little realistic about this. He’s a very good defensive shortstop and a mediocre hitter—at a time when offense is the premium at the position.
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Denton; “No no no, you don’t understand. Winn leads MLB in outs above average AND fielding percentage. You see? Complete package.”.
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John is saying “better complete package” because Winn is a better defender. But that doesn’t make him a complete package. He’s not in those guy’s league as a hitter. You can take Winn’s three extra outs and I’ll take Witt’s 8 extra home runs and 13 extra doubles.
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Stop with this insanity. Bobby Witt Jr. is within three OAA AND is OPSing .833. Gunnar Henderson has a 131 OPS+. Masyn Winn is one percent below league average as a hitter. Just stop. #STLCards #ForTheLou
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On the heels of Masyn Winn smashing his 8th HR in his first AB tonight vs. the #Dodgers, here is a story about the #STLCards believing that their dynamic SS has the kind of superstar potential that the franchise can build around him for years to come.
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Congratulations to 2025 World Series MVP Luken Baker. #STLCards #ForTheLou.
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The #STLCards have claimed LHP Anthony Veneziano off waivers from #Marlins and optioned him to Triple-A Memphis. 1B Luken Baker, who was waived by the #STLCards , was claimed by the #Dodgers .
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I suppose making the Padres use Suarez is sort of a moral victory. And I appreciate it, because that’s the only kind of victory we’ll be getting for a couple of years. #STLCards #ForTheLou.
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One hit through five. Lookin’ solid! #STLCards #ForTheLou.
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Cue up the Benny Hill music. #STLCards #ForTheLou.
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It’s small potatoes, but sometimes you just need your team to win a baseball game to give your day a little boost. So thank you for that. #STLCards #ForTheLou.
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I admit this was pretty dyspeptic. Grumpy evening. A win would take a little of the edge off.
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Pedro Pages with the 3-run equalizer. The offensive force on this team! #STLCards #ForTheLou.
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A RUN!!! Second in 32 innings! #STLCards #ForTheLou.
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A RUN!!! Second in 32 innings! #STLCards #ForTheLou.
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This season is what it looks like when your “franchise player” is a league-average hitter with a .389 SLG. #STLCards #ForTheLou.
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SS Masyn Winn looked like the franchise player the #STLCards desperately need him to become on this play. He went behind 3B Nolan Gorman, fielded a slow roller and made a perfect, off-balanced throw to retire #Padres star Luis Arraez.
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