Johnny Hollywood
@johnnyh0llywood
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Joined June 2013
*unsheaths enchanted katana* *kills everyone on earth* Heh, light work
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Ah, Halloween, or as I like to call it, fun-o-ween, cause it’s just so gosh darn fun!
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I think my life would be very different if I went to an all girls catholic highschool and I was part robot
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Ladies & Germs put your hands together for JOHNNNYYYYY HOLLLYYWOOOOOD
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Last time I drove this the brake line popped open and I almost slammed into a wall, but I’m happy nobody’s scrapped my evil deathtrap fucker asshole car
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Out in December: Dead Poem Storage by Rudy Johnson @lynchpoet . The first offering from our new limited edition chapbook series BENEATH THE LAST ESTATE. 36-pages, hand-numbered to 50. More soon. Please don’t send us your poetry manuscripts. We already know what we’re doing.
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There’s no higher calling in life than to create art. Man’s innate desire is to express himself and be understood
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People shouldn’t be killed for their race, nationality, religion, political differences, etc. People should be killed for the contents of their hearts
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Woman guessed my age at the bar she said I looked 32
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Feeling pretty pissed off with all my homework. Decided to blow off some steam and just let my mind spill into Microsoft paint
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UFC fights, yeah right, I’m trynna see some UNC fights
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*reading a hand written invitation without my glasses* A black guy affair, what kind of wedding is this?
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I’d like to do a reading where I’m the only one on the bill and you all have to listen to me read for 45 minutes
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