John Klyza Jr
@johnklyza
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Screenwriter, Sony's Cabin 28 & other cheap thrills. Creative Manager, Retrosploitation Video Club, Sleepaway Camp (Double Helix Films).
Australia
Joined November 2015
How I look trying to blend in with the horror movie cliques on X
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Prepare to go INSIDE the story like never before. I've cleared the decks and now get to write about my favourite movies all day every day. Enough material to fit three or four books 👻
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"If a stupid blonde can find love, then why cant I? He accidentally spills tea down himself. MICHAEL Oh great! He starts to rub himself down in attempt to clean it" Okay folks, think I'll leave this secret gem right there. Good grief, can you believe it's not Valentine's Day?
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Me: perusing some HALLOWEEN fan fiction. Also me: innocently clicks on something called.. MICHAEL THE ROMANTIC "My name is Michael, Michael Myers. I live alone in this flat watching chick flicks all day coz I love em really. They make me warm inside, they give me hope." (Cont)
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Good luck wasting your time & energy on Facebook these days, AI slop is here and the normies are eating it up. It's so over 💀
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So, I've been writing a book on the SCREAM series and it should be done soonish. I have no publisher yet, but I do have a killer title and unique concept. Am often too superstitious to post about projects before end but am doing so for the sake of solidifying the task at hand!
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Decades ago I read John Carpenter's idea for *if* they had gone with a Myers-featured HALLOWEEN 3. It involved Laurie as a cop, Michael taking a Halloween dance hostage & Loomis w/a machine gun. Probably bullshit, but honestly the best early-era HALLOWEEN sequel idea I ever heard
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I regretfully inform you I enjoyed THE STRANGERS CHAPTER 2. Despite the most over the top red herrings since X-RAY (1981) and an abrupt ending, the giallo-esque flourishes and non-stop chase scene structure grabbed me
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Monroeville Mall is getting knocked down for a Walmart? That's some bum luck, man. Pitch: Richard Linklatter goes down to Pittsburgh and shoots one more BEFORE SUNRISE chapter. Title: BEFORE DAWN
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This might be a tough swallow but the HALLOWEEN H20 mask before they reshot it wasn't bad. It just needed to be lit right, styled right. When done correctly, Michael is adequately your pissed off burnout older brother come to remind you where you came from.
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This was the first official photo from SCREAM 3 back in 1999, only back then these debuts came in magazine form so someone had to scan it in for the rest of us, it wouldn't look nearly this clear. We didn't care.
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Sometimes one positive comment is worth the 99 trashings that preceded it 🙏
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No idea who made this John Carpenter's The Thing into the 1980s kids cartoon TV show, but it's brilliant! @TheHorrorMaster @stormkingskc
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Some of the best looking boxsets in recent memory! Let's see one for every franchise.. large & small
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