John Claudio
@johngclaudio
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Author. Writer. Songwriter. Father. Programmer.
Atlantic city, New Jersey
Joined December 2011
This was the last email I sent my daughter in costa rica: "Hi Sophia. I really need to know something. You told me that you and Vitto signed papers changing your name. I need to know if you understood at the time that you were signing them that I would no longer legally be your
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I think the #bluejays winning was a good story. But story isn't everything.
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Remember 17-year-old the white kid that was stomped to death by a group of blacks at Rancho High School in Vegas in 2023? • Gianni Robinson • Damien Hernandez • Treavion Randolph • Dontral Beaver — were initially charged as adults (second-degree murder, conspiracy) because
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There is no recorded instance of Jesus laughing. I get it. Within earshot of his public laughter, there is someone who has lost all, and is mourning.
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Tweeting into outer space. For me, that’s been twitter since Elon took over.
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If you were having a heart attack in public, and you could stop, raise your hands toward heaven, and thank God for finally taking you home, you know you finally get this Christian thing.
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People who have suffered devastating personal losses don't really like to be alone. You'll often find them at bars, clubs, casinos and around lots of people because when they are alone, they are only in the company of their losses.
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It's a bloodlust. And what does a man know about blood? What man has bled heavily from his body once a month since he was 12?
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Too many of us try to fight honorably, not realizing that there is no honor among thieves, and that is what your enemy is-- thieves-- trying to steal everything from you. Even your life if it comes to that. It's hard to defeat an enemy when you only want peace, but you learn
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The reason men cannot defeat women in custody battles is that we learn early on in the process that she and her female kin are devious and wicked in ways that we cannot comprehend. We are truly defeated after they land the first shocking blow.
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Soy Sauce is basically a poison. If you drank a bottle of it, you would die.
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People who have suffered devastating personal losses don't really like to be alone. You'll often find them at bars, clubs, casinos and around lots of people because when they are alone, they are only in the company of their losses.
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Chinese food for breakfast and you won't want to eat all day because you feel like a pig.
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Had dreams of an invasion of little 6-inch pot-bellied buddha aliens that couldn't be stopped.
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Sometimes you think that the world is against you. I'm here to tell you that it really is. What are you gonna do about it?
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The last time I called my lawyer he asked me what I hoped to accomplish. I told him: Maximal amount of pain and stress for them. There was like 5 seconds of silence.
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I'm at a casino hotel and ironed my nice shirt only to find a ketchup stain and toss it in the luggage. Then was tightening the plastic belt I bought on the boardwalk and it snapped in half in my hands. This is a real situation, bro.
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