"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end." "Well, Biden, I went down and got it for you."

Some say the scariest undead ghoul of all is this platform.

Any further info @ATTHelp ?

When I got my MBA we were reading all these Harvard Business Review cases about Xerox and US Steel, but never about small businesses like the lady who sells used mirrors on Facebook dressed as a ghost.

Anamorphic aquarium.

Happy 4th of July from this auto shop that exclusively works in German cars. 🎇

Show me the peer-review.

None of you has ever seen an F5?

the dreams we had as children

Happy Father’s Day. I hope you had enough good parallel parking jobs to land you on the Nice list so the spirit of Bob Vila brings you a fresh pair of New Balances.

I’m 39 years old. I have 2 masters degrees. I just had to look up the definition of a word used on https://t.co/AEnmPcKYBK. Apparently they all know how to turn left and what “peripatetic” means.

Waiting for the R5 Mk II

Somewhere a psychopath is crafting a terrible LinkedIn post about how the northern lights are a perfect example of how working nights and weekends produces striking beauty. Don’t be that guy.

Jimmy John’s casually threatening to nuke the Mediterranean.

One of the greatest race horses of all time begins his quest for glory today at the #KentuckyDerby. His name will be amongst the greats: Man of War, Secretariat, & Mystik Dan. I can’t wait for there to be a triple crown winner named after a guy who sells crystals at a truck stop.

With all apologies to @taylorswift13 , we only got through half the opening track before my 2 year old declared we were “all done” and change to “Elmo’s song.” The queen took her shot but couldn’t dethrone the furry red king.

You’re watching Fallout. I’m living it.

I attended Purdue from 2004-2010. Clearly all the success the 2024 basketball team is having is thanks to me and the lasting mark I left. #BoilerUp

Took my camera down to a pier where I was told there was a one-finned dolphin. This dude looked at me and was like, “I chased that idiot off weeks ago.” - - - #myfujifilm

Tired of all the wokeness in academia

My family downsized from 2 cars to 1 EV. Is this saving the world?