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John Alister

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Living a life of adventures... Obviously obsessed with Tesla's FSD software! I might need rehab lol

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John Alister
5 hours
As I continue to enjoy Tesla Self Driving, the software continues to improve and become a better driver over time. I, on the other hand, continue to decline in my driving skills and become a worse driver over time. Pretty soon, fully autonomous vehicles will be the only good
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My most anticipated new reasoning ability of 14.3 is FSD knowing when it is most appropriate to ignore the navigation so that it will enter and exit parking lots the most efficient way and the way that makes the most sense—shortest distance to entrance and exit and avoiding
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John Alister
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Waking up in a Tesla be like:
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John Alister
3 days
This is how I always play GTA
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The gaming Feed
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@GTA_Unlimited Free roam after the opening missions
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John Alister
3 days
Looks like only one side of Stardust Racers is operational. I wonder what's wrong with the other side
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John Alister
3 days
#AskUniversal Can you do something about this? Thank you
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John Alister
3 days
Just witnessed an entitled couple cut practically the whole line at Hiccup's Wing Gliders, claiming they had someone waiting for them further up in the line. They rudely pushed past people who are patiently waiting. This is absolutely abhorrant behavior that should never be
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@Tesla
Tesla
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Consumer Reports names Model Y best EV for 2026
@SawyerMerritt
Sawyer Merritt
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NEWS: Consumer Reports has named the @Tesla Model Y the best electric vehicle for 2026. "The Model Y combines a practical yet sleek hatchback design, a long driving range, sports-car-level performance, and access to Tesla’s widespread Supercharger network. Refreshed for 2026,
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3 days
The Ministry of Magic appreciates your understanding... ...of our gross negligence and incompetence!
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John Alister
3 days
The silly thing is, why do they need this tech when they have something much better and more efficient? In a split second this mess would be gone with a flick of the wrist and a swift poof!
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John Alister
3 days
Cutting edge tech of the early 20th century! I wonder if Optimus was inspired at all by this lol
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John Alister
3 days
Ride photos should be included with your theme park ticket, not an additional purchase. Professional photos taken with backgrounds or characters should remain an additional charge. That is fair. Charging more for ride photos taken by a camera that you pretty much always want to
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John Alister
3 days
Just rode on Stardust Racers today at Epic Universe! It's an incredible coaster, definitely in my top 5 I've ever been on! But, it doesn't quite hold a candle to VelociCoaster or Hagrid's Magical Motorbike Ride. Those are still my top two faves due to the immaculate and
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John Alister
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I'm glad some companies are taking a break. It's not the best to have a shortage of anything, but in this case, we can live without more ram for a little while. I still have a massive backlog of video games to play through anyway. I don't need the extra compute
@Horrorhorrie
Horror Horrie
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@josephradhik Let's be real here, there has been a massive inflation in computer specs & game requirement that's completely asynchronous with the progress of games & graphics. Shit looks the same it did 8 years ago with 8 times the compute. This might actually be a good lol
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John Alister
4 days
This is a great idea and hopefully 14.3 will implement such a big change of customization of profiles!
@ChadMoran
Chad Moran
5 days
I was just thinking this the other day. One setting needs to be "comfort" and the other "speed". Comfort controlling lane change aggressiveness, speed of stopping, etc. Speed being... well... speed.
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John Alister
4 days
Tesla Self-Driving saves lives! It saved mine multiple times too, though in a much less notable or remarkable way. This story is so heartwarming! This is the most incredible tech for transportation purposes to exist!
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John Alister
10 days
Pretty cool stuff! Would be awesome to have this on an upcoming flight!
@Starlink
Starlink
10 days
High-speed in-flight internet to stream, game, work and much more 🛰️✈️
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John Alister
14 days
Which one??
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John Alister
14 days
Anyone else encountering this issue after installing the latest update?
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John Alister
14 days
Any clue what's causing this weird bug with visualization? Updated to 2025.45.9 FSD 14.2.2.4 and now the visualization is super buggy. 2026 MY Premium AWD HW4.5 @Tesla @Tesla_AI
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John Alister
14 days
@Tesla @Tesla_AI I've tried scroll wheel reset, power off and DAS reset, none of which has resolved the issue. It's extremely distracting. Like super low framerate for the road markings. I'm gonna try a software reinstall next as this started after installing the latest update. Some kind of
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