John_Hempton
@John_Hempton
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The second law of thermodynamics is a bitch
Somewhere on the coast of NSW
Joined June 2008
Yes it is true. @_dpgibson runs a few billion dollars. And he is one of the largest shareholders in $PCT. Yes it is true, I had no idea how the technology behind $PCT worked when I spoke to him. But I spoke to him. And doubled my short. I have a simple thesis: Dan is an idiot.
@John_Hempton @_dpgibson There is a reason why people ascend to run mult $ bn neutral books. It’s never by accident, ever. @_dpgibson is nothing short of brilliant. If you were even remotely adjacent to that circle, you would know better.
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This was once precisely the sort of thing twitter was good for. I suspect that it no longer works, but I hope Twitter can show me that it still worthwhile.
Can someone with deeper knowledge than me explain to me - or lead me to a source which explains - why the Muslim Brotherhood is a source of violence in the Middle East but the political arm in Morocco (Justice and Development Party) oversaw a peace treaty and normalisation of
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Can someone with deeper knowledge than me explain to me - or lead me to a source which explains - why the Muslim Brotherhood is a source of violence in the Middle East but the political arm in Morocco (Justice and Development Party) oversaw a peace treaty and normalisation of
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A salesman in North Africa told me that my wife was very beautiful. Quote: she must have cost you 8000 camels. I wonder how long I would last referring to the beloved as Miss Eight Thousand Camels.
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Europe cannot fight extremism while leaving its ideological engines legal. Ban Muslim Brotherhood networks operating under NGOs and charities. Ban Hizb ut-Tahrir, already banned in some EU states but still active across borders. Terrorism doesn’t start with bombs. It starts
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You know what a stock down 99 percent is? It is one down 90 percent which then goes down 90 percent again. The share count is up >10x since the tweet below and @CEOAdam (the shorts best friend) is going to push the share count up again. And again.
On this scale $AMC is now a 16 cent stock. $AMC is down more than 99 percent since this tweet. I am of course stuck in my short (to which I have been adding on the way down). But 16. The stock is 16 cents. 16 is right in the Matt Gaetz range.
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Hamas is trying to charge homeless Palestinians rent for setting up tents on the beach. Be gone, Hamas. Gaza belongs to Palestinians, not to this impostor group "Hamas" set up by the Muslim Brotherhood for the purpose of exploiting Palestinians.
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On this scale $AMC is now a 16 cent stock. $AMC is down more than 99 percent since this tweet. I am of course stuck in my short (to which I have been adding on the way down). But 16. The stock is 16 cents. 16 is right in the Matt Gaetz range.
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Guys, I go on holidays and nobody can organise a ladder attack for Christmas. Damn good for nothings. Just wait till the New Year when I get back to office. I will ladder this thing so sweet it goes below $1.
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$AMC is at $1.64. The all time low (scored yesterday) was $1.63. Just one more ladder attack and we can have a new all time low for Christmas.
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Sitting through the rehearsal of a modernised nativity play. Bad shortage of rental accommodation. Joseph and Mary couldn't find somewhere affordable to rent. Even with the internet.
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Sitting through the rehearsal of a modernised nativity play. Joseph and Mary couldn't find somewhere affordable to rent. Even with the internet.
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We have a major James "fake it till you make it" Fishback legal update: Fishback unwisely publicly declared on a recent podcast that he won't pay the court ordered judgment, which means he is likely going to be held in contempt in federal court. The plaintiffs have already won
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THE 2025 WINNER OF THE FINANCE CHARLATAN OF THE YEAR AWARD IS @saylor! 2nd place: @j_fishback 3rd place: @howardlutnick A BIG CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL INVOLVED AND THANKS FOR VOTING! #FCOTY
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This is wise.
It never stops amazing me: 1) How glaringly inefficient the stock market can be 2) How difficult it can still be to make money off that fact
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Prediction for 2026. Europe stock markets outperform America. By a lot.
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I am on holidays. No ladder attacks. And $AMC is down again. Apes in shambles.
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In honour of Pantheon Oil and Gas halving today, after being down a lot, I will reveal the stock. The analyst in question remains an idiot, but has a job at a large and reputable mutual fund group. $PANR
Applicant (good Ivy League University) applying for a job sends me a 30 page detailed analysis of an oil company. He is bullish. Thinks it is a 40 bagger. It is an obvious penny stock fraud.
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Australian cricket > English cricket English pubs > Australian pubs
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it is such a pity @BagholderQuotes is not still posting. This would rate for twelve bags of Christmas.
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