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#1 brozone and john egbert fan☆ all prns ☆ discord: realnerdshit ☆ page of heart ☆ alt: @username808_ ☆ daily!!: @randomhsdaily ☆
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if someone told me this was canon i'd definitely 100% believe them
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lets just say im a "young man" who is "stands in his bedroom"
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can i ask how jades finger reminders work?? like yea she looks at them and remembers but like, how do u not just 4get wat the reminders r supposed 2 remind u of
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I WILL NEVER LOVE SOMEONE AS MUCH AS I LOVE THIS GIF!!@!!!11 i love anything to do w carcat being a happy little bastard
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he’s so androgynous like if a man and a woman had a baby
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cmon babe, its time for your john egbert testosterone
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i used to have this john egbert plush that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of it and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud
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shut up abt mabel, she did nothing wrong ever. robbie is the worst character in gravity falls by far
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tw // discourse , neg
i’m sorry . . . for being a davejade shipper. . ? um .
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@SolemnEye19
r u saying my math teacher was talking about homestuck sexualities when he made this
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Not doing a face reveal but i kinda look like this!
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native jade?? brazilian jake?????? mixed john AND roxy???????????? im popping off w these takes frfr
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she looks liek she just said the worst pickup line ever and thinks ur blushing liek an anime character
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i am DONE. if i see someone liking john. THEYRE BLOCKED. hating john? BLOCKED, disliking john? BLOCKED, loving john? BLOCKED, you know about john’s existence? YOURE ALSO BLOCKED. IM THE ONLY JOHN LOVER, LIKER, DISLIKER, AND HATER! EVERYONE WHO LIKES HIM DNI
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shut the fuck up
Thread of dancing Homestuck kid animations that I made, starting with johndance.gif
#homestuck
#homestuckfanart
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the better soda
Nothing scares me more than the shade of orange in american fanta
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I LOVE THIS SPRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is so so silly,,,,,,,,,, and sooo,,, yass
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@ohmyhotdogwater
that makes sense, yet i still don't understand how u dont just 4get. i may test it and find out tho
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i just know dave loves those mcdonalds shamrock shakes
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dont genderbent characters if ur not gunna keep theyr bodytypes!! this jason figure needs 2 d1e or sumthing
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I <3 MY SILLY LITTLE SNOOKUM WOOKUM BOO BOO POOKIE SUGARPLUM BOOKIE BEAR 😽😽
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homestuck ⁉️
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everyone should draw him like this
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omgg why do i have 2 have a reason 2 like a ship??? cant i just like it and have it be done??
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I just got result 'John Egbert' on quiz 'The True Homestuck Character Quiz'. What will you get? via
@uquiz
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do not download sburb retweet to save a life
do not download flappy bird retweet to save a life
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is being literaly them irl too much to ask for
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i think if i was him all of my problems would be solved
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🤕 let my mom use my phone and she saw my john Egbert keyboard and sighed very loudly...
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i call this one "dave strider that i drew on my laptop with my finger at 3AM"
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men shouldnt drink lemonade 🙅 that shits j 2 feminine
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u guyz r trapped w me while im on prive *evil laf*
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i love blocking ppl!! for any reason. skmeone has a bad opinion, doesn't like a character i like, is mean to my friend, literally any reason at all🤩
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they talk abt furry shit and RP together
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why are soo many other johns/junes weirdos!!!!!!!
i swear im not like them, idk what theyr problem is..
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