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Prev head of comms/ policy @betterment @figure. Investor: @makethingseven @sprucehq. Tweets are my own.

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4 years
Our nanny’s subway was delayed this morning due to dead bugs. NYC is back!.
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Cannot believe there are still face value tickets available for Knicks vs. Pacers in Indy tonight. When the Pacers lose key players in the next year or two due to $, it’ll be understandable barring ownership decides to sell the team to a group that’s fine losing $ to chase a 🏆.
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3 months
RT @CoinDesk: .@Jefferies has quietly become a power player in crypto investment banking. It all started with Michael Saylor in 2019, and n….
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The firm has advised on 120 transactions with over $150 billion of deal value across fintech, market structure, and exchanges since 2015.
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3 months
I’ve done enough required compliance courses to laugh at this scenario. The usual examples for bribery questions are things like $250 event tickets, imagine getting offered a plane.
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Breaking News: President Trump plans to accept a luxury Boeing 747 from Qatar that he will use as Air Force One and will keep using after he leaves office. The plan raises substantial ethical issues.
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5 months
Pitino and Cal’s skincare and botox regimen + surgeons are the real winners of March.
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7 months
RT @sam_d_1995: this is INCREDIBLE, congestion pricing is already working wonders. traffic at 1:30PM on the average Sunday vs today . Holla….
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7 months
Wild difference between first and second 10min parts of the first half.
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Joe Ziemer
7 months
Thad pulls Brooks quickly and tears into him for a an early lapse. As thad walks away, Brooks waves him off. Seems there are some real issues on this Butler squad.
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7 months
RT @CramerTracker: You were better off investing with Madoff than in any of Chamath’s SPACs. Incredible.
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8 months
The Linkedin “thought leadership” from marketers around the Omnicom-IPG deal is going to be 🤮.
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9 months
Ideal day to give a first real listen to the new Cure album.
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The Cure · Songs Of A Lost World · Song · 2024
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RT @ArifHasanNFL: still very funny that obama won indiana and i have never attempted to learn why bc nothing could be better than my person….
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RT @HandlerRich: After 35 years at @Jefferies, I’ve come to realize one indisputable fact: It is a huge advantage to be constantly undere….
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1 year
RT @AaronNagler: Still the greatest Liam video ever
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1 year
RT @buccocapital: king shit
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1 year
34-0. Who played the Jets?.
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1 year
Did TJ McConnell fall asleep in a tanning bed? Even looks like he has goggle marks.
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Joe Ziemer
2 years
She can always go work at Harvard.
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The Daily Beast
2 years
The South Carolina court clerk who penned a memoir about Alex Murdaugh’s murder trial has been accused by the book’s co-author of plagiarism: “This has blindsided me.".
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RT @HandlerRich: #jefferies will donate our global trading revenues on August 16th for humanitarian efforts to aid our friends in need from….
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Joe Ziemer
2 years
The NBA should require a doctor’s note to wear sunglasses courtside.
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RT @keithboykin: “I’m weary. There’s only so many times you can walk in the room and tell someone they’re not coming home tomorrow…I would….
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