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Joseph R. Dertien

@joeytrees13

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I still don't know my desert plants.

Las Vegas, NV
Joined June 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Joseph R. Dertien
3 years
RT @waDNR: Made a playlist for your weekend hike
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3 years
The Sea Dawg appears to have been beeched.
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3 years
Perfect night in Las Vegas.
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3 years
My botany student Shawna showed up to lab with the saguaros edited out of her Nevada shirt. I couldn't have been more proud! #iamabotanist
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4 years
RT @cydneyjohnson_: In this economy?!
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RT @RestoreCAL: JOB ALERT! Permanent, full time Botanist-Ecologist (Great Basin Ecoregional Coordinator) in Reno NV. 77-100k/year! Open to….
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4 years
How can I get tenure if I can't even get pipette tips?.
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4 years
Plz send flat dead plants.
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5 years
The Turnitin score on those dark troopers was an 87% match with Cylons.
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5 years
After getting my course all set up for the first day of class monday, I only just now realized my students and I can't get from our homes to the lab in the 10 minutes between online lecture and f2f lab.
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5 years
RT @MartineBotany: #Botany2020 was an incredibly interactive & positive experience, but it could have easily been (still ok but) less than….
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5 years
This has been my backyard for just under a year and I realized I've never appreciated the diversity in one view. I guess even a botanist can suffer from "plant blindness" (which I know needs a new name. Have we formed a consensus on that?) #Botany2020
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5 years
catching the sunrise on these palms after staying #UpAllNightWednesday and definitely not because I fell asleep at 9:30pm and woke up at 5am. #botany2020
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5 years
It seems like many of the most successful transitions to online learning were possible because of excellent staff, assistants, and other support to handle time draining work #botany2020.
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5 years
"Rewinding to repeat that real quick" is my new favorite virtual conference feature. #Botany2020.
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5 years
I'm already loving the fact that I don't have to run from room to room to catch talks in different sections. #Botany2020.
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5 years
I was looking forward to going to Alaska, but on the plus side I can now afford to "take" all of my research students to #botany2020.
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5 years
I get to teach Evolution (the course) next year! Oh crud! What papers and topics should I include?.
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