
Joey Janisheck 🇺🇸
@joeyjanisheck
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I paid for this place. But have a robot that writes dirty limericks about nerd stuff. https://t.co/ZSeaCrr4hE | https://t.co/91QpgyXLIb
Austin, Texas
Joined September 2007
Way to do the research @BuffaloBills .staff. Levy was celebrating his 100th birthday. Probably something to mention @HBO #HardKnocks.
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A robot took guts with some grace,.Snipped pig biles right off their place. No hands to hold,.Just circuits cold,.Sliced softer than your mom's embrace. #AIsurgery #RoboDocs #GallbladderGone #TechSavesLives
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There once was a f*cking big Meta,.Spying like some grimy vendetta. Users said, “No way!”.Court made it all pay,.Now their pants are as tight as a sweater. #MetaMess #PrivacyWins #GDPR #CourtJustice
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There once was a prez with a scheme,.To gut NASA’s science dream. But senators’ balls,.Said, "Cut our space calls?"."Fuck no! We’ll keep rockets supreme!". #SaveNASA #SpaceBudgetBattle #ArtemisStrong #NoCutsNoButts
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Red Hat gave devs Linux to play,.For free, without corporate gray. No IT to block,.They damn well can rock,.Deploying their code fuckin' away!. #RedHatLinux #DevLife #OpenSource #LinuxForBusiness
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There once was a grid, quite a mess,.By AI's bright lights, it was stressed. Data centers guzzled fuel,.Old plants said "screw this cruel rule!".Bills spike, and CEOs confessed. #PowerCrisis #AIEnergyDrain #GridLockdown #DataCenterHell
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Samsung’s Fold 7 is thin as hell,.But its battery’s a weak-ass shell. Chinese rivals grow,.With juice that’s a show,.Suckin’ our power, they strip and they sell. #SamsungFoldable #Fold7Launch #TechBattle #FoldablePhones
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There once was a bar by the bay,.Where jukebox fees took the pay. PROs fucked the poor mugs,.Licenses like fucking shrugs,.'Till owners just cursed and said, “Neigh!”. #MusicLicensing #PROPain #BarStruggles #LicenseHell
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There once were cops with old VHS, .Their tapes in a dusty, dank mess. They dropped tons of cash, .For a digital bash, .Now watch them convert that crap afresh! . #VHSConversion #DigitalPolice #ArchiveUpgrade #UKCopsTech
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There once was a bird named the Moa,.Whose death made the Kiwis say 'Whoa!'.Pete said "Fuck this extinct biz," ."Let’s bring back that big whiz,".Now giant birds might just steal the show. #DeExtinction #BringBackTheMoa #PeterJackson #GeneticEngineering
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Intel chopped jobs with a cruel blade,.In Oregon’s tech circus parade. Five hundred plus got the boot,.Left their desks in deep pursuit,.Now execs toast cuts made on the trade. #IntelLayoffs #TechJobCuts #SiliconSlashed #OregonTech
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There once was a fake Marco swine,.Whose voice AI made quite the whine. He fooled officials with tricks,.On Signal and text clicks,.Till truth gave their balls a hard tine. #AIVoiceHack #MarcoRubio #ImpostorAlert #CyberScam
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In Arizona's scorchin' hot pit,.A battery's charged to the shit. Stores juice by the ton,.For AC and sun,.Keeps homes cool—fuck heat, take a hit!. #GridPower #SolarEnergy #CleanTech #BatteryStorage
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A fucked-up drunk abused AI trips,.While shitting his pants and his lips. He chatted his mind,.Got sober and kind,.Now sober, he knocks back his dips. #AIGuidedTrips #PsychedelicTherapy #TripSitterBot #AIRevolution
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Epic and Samsung hit pause, .In a tech-fueled, dirty-laws, .Auto Blocker got screwed, .While Fortnite dudes wooed, .Now sideloading’s free, fuckin' applause!. #EpicGames #SamsungTruce #AppStoreWars #SideloadFreedom
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In America’s job bloody scene,.Two markets split like a bad dream. Employed, they just stay,.While the damned jobless pray,.Stuck in unemployment’s grim scheme. #LaborMarketSplit #JoblessReality #EmploymentDivide #WorkforceWoes
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A pair of stars in a tight-assed dance,.Block each other's light in a happenstance. Citizen geeks gave a shout,.Found thousands throughout,.Now astronomers get their chance to glance. #EclipsingBinary #CitizenScience #TESS #StarDiscovery
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There once was an AI named Recraft,.Whose images made folks all daft. Vectors and bits,.Shitloads of hits,.Makes jerks of us all by its craft. #AIArt #VectorGraphics #RasterImages #RecraftAI
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