Today, so far, I’ve had bloods, a chest x-ray, an ECG, an ultrasound and a CT scan with contrast dye. 1000s and 1000s of £s worth of tests that I don’t have to worry about paying for, so didn’t effect my decision to seek medical help. Protect our NHS. Please.

Has the fucking fucker fucking arrived yet? And when the fuck does the fucker fucking fuck the fuck off?

I thought I knew about Nazi crimes till I visited Auschwitz and learned human hair blankets and gold teeth melting pots exist. I now understand what I THINK I know about atrocities in Gaza is likely far from the truth historians will write about, and the thought is terrifying

I impaled an orange jelly baby with a toothpick, then bit its head off. If DT carks it in the next few days, you all owe me 🤔 #Voodoo

Thinking abt all the ppl who don’t exist, b/c of the families wiped out in the holocaust. This is what’s happening right now in Palestine. Whole families gone. Future generations lost. It’s another holocaust, I can’t understand how anyone could be ok with this. #HolocaustInGaza

Empty stomachs, empty bowls Empty hearts and empty souls The world watches as more lies are told How can humans be so cold? Not knowing what the future holds But empty stomachs, empty bowls #FreePalestine

Bitter old men, facing the realities of mortality, scorching the earth before they go, that’s what the rest of us are witnessing in real time. Egos.

‘Attention seeking behaviour’ say people seeking attention by publicly condemning the attention seeking behaviour, whilst simultaneously giving the alleged attention seeking behaviour, attention. My god, people are stupid. 🤣

Fed up with Farage? Me too. I’ve signed the Never Nigel Pledge. Add your name today, and help show that division and hate have no place in our communities. https://t.co/ByjszxWXe9 @hopenothate

Are people getting more hateful, or am I just getting more intolerant? I genuinely can’t stand most humans anymore.

A woman who was trafficked and raped, who was ridiculed for trying to expose it, who spent her life living with trauma from her experience at the hands of men with the power to shut her down, has died aged 41, without ever seeing justice. Shame on you if you find that funny.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but disabled people PAY for their fucking cars - just like everyone else - so you can RAM your ‘free cars’ BS down your pie-hole and choke on it. Moron…

This poll needs turning

An arrogant skanky old f*ck, a bullying parasitic man-bitch, and a sociopathic warmongering piece of gold-plated dogshite, walk in to a bar… Barkeep: ‘Usual, President Trump?’ #theonethatgotmebanned

A person who would politicise the horrific abuse of children to further their own agenda, is a piece of shit, no matter who or how wealthy they are. #UtterScum #YouKnowWhoYouAre

America has spoken. A majority would rather have a racist, misogynistic, sex-offending, hate-mongering, war loving, delusional, dangerous, imbecilic fascist felon as president, than - *gasp* - elect a woman. Especially a brown one. They are screwed. EVERYONE is screwed.

I just spent longer than should have been necessary for a toddler, looking for a shoe that was already on my foot. I don’t think anything else needs said… #Monday

So I just logged on to find that #DonVanGogh isn’t trending and I’m pretty sure it should be 🤔. Too soon?

As I sit here morphined out my nut, having just had a breast reconstruction, following cancer, a mastectomy, chemo & radiotherapy, I remind myself that it could be so much worse - at least I have sky TV.

I am so jealous of my toddler grandson. When he doesn’t want to talk to people he just screams NO and runs away and nobody bats an eyelid. I’m definitely going to be doing that when I’m old enough to blame dementia for my lack of social etiquette 🤔

A really, REALLY drunk man just guessed my age as 29, and fuck it, I’m taking it. Beggars can’t be choosers 🤣