I’m on Threads now @joeldelusional As always, fuck Elon Musk

It’s time for Arteta’s “they’ve still got to go to Chelsea and get something and I will love it if we beat them, love it” moment #ArsBHA

What i didn’t expect was Sweden to win literally all of the juries. #Eurovision

Prediction - Sweden wins the juries, Finland wins the public. #Eurovision

Dadi Freyr is truly the best #Eurovision winner we never had.

Incidentally the Wikipedia entry for Let 3, the Croatian act, is hilarious #Eurovision

My #Eurovision ranking in full

UK is fine but I’d just like us to do something interesting with staging for once. Lower middle of the pack. #Eurovision

Croatia is the sort of classic batshittery that would have probably worked better early on rather than second-last #Eurovision

Slovenia is the type of song that appeals to me much more than it’ll appeal to the rest of Europe. But it’s followed by Croatia, which is something special. #Eurovision

Just seen Israel described as “Jew-a Lipa” #Eurovision

I mean, yeah, points for being the token metal band, but as metal goes, it’s just medium. #Eurovision #Germany

I feel like Norway should have done something more pirate-y with their staging. I kinda like it although not sure if it’s just cuz she’s the one I fancy the most. #Eurovision

Token Eastern European folk entry, which is a shame cuz Moldova are usually one of the countries that really Gets It #Eurovision

“Starting the song lying down” has kinda been overplayed this year #Eurovision #Armenia

I have never liked a single person who wears that kind of hat. #Eurovision #Belgium

I love Australia’s vibe, this is in my top few #Eurovision

Finland is Proper Eurovision, as it should be done - it’s where my money is, more in hope than expectation #Eurovision

When the song’s so dull you have to start playing on a trampoline instead #Italy #Eurovision

I never like to back the favourite but it’s very hard to see anyone else winning. It’s probably better than the one she did that won before. Even with the weird deathclaw vibes from the nails. #Sweden #Eurovision #Loreen