I'm Joel Carroll, an Orlando-based cartoonist I make games, toys, and comics! Website: https://t.co/TlnZTR8vbR Instragram: https://t.co/1eutH6l2RK Tumblr: https://t.co/XWHjjzO4WY Twitch: https://t.co/YKjcdcUKKQ Patreon: https://t.co/3REFXhCcOX Ko-Fi: https://t.co/Wl6FDO2aYf

If you name a character or team “watchmen”, you don’t get it You might have read the book but you didn’t understand it

The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it.

Spooky has a grievance She has drank all of the water out of the guest toilet and I need to fix that immediately

Doing a Furiosa prequel where they explain her arm is low hanging fruit Just imagine watching that whole movie and she still had her arm That there might be more That the character has mystery Stop giving fans what they want Give them something they never knew they needed

There’s a new movie coming out called Wolfs and I’m sure there’s a reason for it, but saying Wolfs is as dumb as when people say maths Just viscerally icked

I might mess with this over the weekend It’s tough to put in literal years into social media sites that have made our investment worthless It’s tough to keep starting over at the whims of billionaire tech bros Supposedly, Cara is for artists and that’s nice

I keep hearing about pandemic checks where people repaid debt and kept afloat I received two checks months apart that totaled 2K and it didn’t help with shit Who got these other magical checks? Are they talking about folks who did get PPP loans?

My big ick is watching toy and collectible stuff boxing videos and when they go to cut open the packaging, they brandish an ornate Klingon looking pocket knife

Oh…like Mignola?

“Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range”

When I get sad about the election, I remember that two cast members of the movie Predator were governors. There’s just too many uninformed voters. (Uninformed is a better word than stupid)

I had an Amazon package scheduled for delivery on Monday and it changed to end of day yesterday to suddenly the 4th of June Now it’s en route today Surely there’s a goofy story involved What do you think? Vampires or raccoons?

Welp…I wandered into cowboy country

We put a lot of time in worrying about unemployment, but not a peep over the thousands of layoffs relating to “AI” redundancy

Memo to the media: Don't write about corporations suddenly lowering prices without mentioning how their profits have been skyrocketing or their tax bills have been shrinking. They could have kept prices lower all along. They chose note to. Give people the full picture.

Over the years, I keep having people in parking lots stop me to say I have a reverse light out My model of car only HAS one light I cannot “fix”it as there is no where to put a bulb as there is only bumper

I’ve been in a Supertramp rabbit hole here lately and you wouldn’t notice just by hearing the music but the videos show they had a woodwind nerd “I’ll play sax on this one and clarinet on that one, and maybe whistle for this other one!”

Justice Samuel Alito’s latest ethics scandal cannot be ignored. If Alito does not recuse himself from cases involving Trump or Jan 6, Congress must impeach him. The public’s trust in our nation’s highest court is at stake.

Hello?

The Supreme Court's "code of ethics" has no enforcement mechanism and no way for the public to lodge complaints of misconduct. SCOTUS Justices are being allowed to police themselves, which they've already proven they can't do. Is it any wonder why Americans don't trust them?