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David MacGregor

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Chameleon. But without the boggle eyes.

Auckland, New Zealand
Joined August 2007
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It takes a particular kind of person to invest in a tattered sideshow banner featuring a monkey wrestling an anaconda…
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David MacGregor
4 years
If you’re a comedian but want to be taken seriously…
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David MacGregor
4 years
“I should move to New Zealand. They’ve got the best clouds on earth.” Excerpt from Windswept and Interesting : My Autobiography (2021) Connolly, Billy
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David MacGregor
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“Everything I’ve achieved in my life has been because of the library.” Excerpt from Windswept and Interesting : My Autobiography (2021) Connolly, Billy
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David MacGregor
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David MacGregor … you’re the spitting image of yourself!
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David MacGregor
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Blessed are those who yodel – for they shall never be troubled by offers of work’.
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I’m tired of kiwis whining about the deprivations of COVID lockdowns. Hey, you’re family isn’t dead from a US drone attack gone wrong and your infant child isn’t starving in Afghanistan.
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4 years
Outside an owl screeched mournfully in the warm twilight. #sympathyforthedevil #RollingStones #movie
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David MacGregor
4 years
I have a new name for my lockdown moustache, it’s my wooly manmouth.
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David MacGregor
4 years
Saudi Arabia hosting the America’s Cup is a scandal that needs to be prevented from happening. Kiwis paid through the nose to host the winning challenge expecting it to stay here… just outrageous.
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David MacGregor
4 years
New painting coming soon…
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David MacGregor
4 years
I don’t wish harm on anyone but Colin Powell’s demise is a salient reminder of the crimes committed by the USA, GB and their allies in Iraq - based on lies by Powell, Bush and Blair - Remember WMDS - course you don’t, there weren’t any. #rotinhell
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David MacGregor
4 years
Just read that the geniuses at the ACT party think a tax credit for vaxxed people is a solution to slow/low vax rates. They have a one track mind - avoid tax.
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Rev. Frank Ritchie
4 years
Leaving aside arguments for or against political decisions, views on the vaccine etc - if you’re in Auckland, Northland, Waikato, how are you doing? How are your emotions?
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David MacGregor
4 years
Just checked where all the capacity of my iPad Pro was going - thought it might have been art apps and files - but noooo….podcasts vampired 50% of the available space. All clear now.
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David MacGregor
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New Zealand Government : Mega ‘churches’ should pay tax. - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/kp5kSyYp2X via @Change
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4 years
I’m getting neck strain from the weight of my lockdown hair.
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David MacGregor
4 years
My Facebook feed is messed up this morning. So hello Twitter. Nice to see you again.
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David MacGregor
4 years
True. The farmers parade was Trumpian expedition that exposed bigoted far right sentiment that is far more pervasive than we care to admit.
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Hamish Keith
4 years
Putting aside all the loathsome racism, misogyny etc the image from the country howl that sticks in my mind is David Seymour’s faux work boots - spattered with mud but labels still on
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