Jody Gerbig
@jodygerbig
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Writer, Triplet mom, animal lover, editor, Rep Cooke McDermid. Rec’s in The Big Thrill; MA lit; Members https://t.co/8uo6cjUajp and Sisters in Crime
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Joined June 2007
After dropping my agent this spring and diving into the query trenches again, I am thrilled to announce I am officially represented by Amy Moore-Benson at @CookeMcDermid. Cheers! #TeamLCTFL #Thrillsandchills #Momswritersclub #5amwritersclub
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I didn’t even know that Howard Stern was still alive much less raking in $100m a year from Sirius for a show I didn’t know existed. Which just goes to show he wasn’t worth that insane amount.
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Seriously, who are these parents running their cars in the parking lot for two hrs as their kids play soccer on the most beautiful night of the year?? Turn off the fecking engine and sit outside.
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Was at Target today to buy some back-to-school stuff and holy hell, everything there costs 3 times what it did a year ago. Thanks, tariffs.
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I just realized I wore a reading shirt (“Just one more page, please”) TO THE LIBRARY. I am that dork.
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This platform is just a million posts whining about how great life was when ppl barely lived to be 40.
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RT @R_Morris_author: If you love your sundrenched summer reads with a dark twist, you'll love The Days Between 🌊🌴☀️🌡 .
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Card readers really go from “Do not remove card” one second to “REMOVE YOUR CARD BEEP BEEP BEEP RAT BASTARD REMOVE THE EFFING CARD” the next.
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It’s not an asshole contest, JD.
Border crossings at their lowest levels in history last week and NPR defunded. Two big wins!.
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But I thought they wanted everyone to have more kids.
Miller: You have any idea how many resources will be opened up for Americans when the illegals are gone? No more waiting in line at an emergency room, no more massive traffic in Los Angeles. Your health insurance premiums go down, your public school classroom size will shrink
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RT @allenanalysis: 🚨Let’s name names. AGAIN! . These are the Republicans who just voted to block the release of the Epstein files — on the….
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Feeling like I’m in that final scene of DON’T LOOK UP when they’re all just sitting around the table, waiting for the asteroid to hit.
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I heard it was pesticides, gas cars, and beef consumption. Maybe we should stop using those.
Maybe air conditioning causes autism. The rise in cases coincides with increased use of air con. Must be that.
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Herzliche Glückwünsche, @laurasiegemund, on your amazing match against Sabalenka! Impressive tennis!.
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Happy Independence Day. Never forget what we fight and stand for.
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We are behaving liked animals living in a stressed ecosystem, attacking our own. Maybe instead of fighting over resources, we should solve the resource problem.
What is happened to us as a society? Are we witnessing the end of it? When did everyone just stop caring about other people? What broke us? I’m scared for what’s to come. Am I alone?😥.
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It seems doubly cruel that just at the age when your body hurts waking up you can’t read in a hot bath bc your readers fog.
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Authors: Ohio’s recently passed state budget contains language requiring public libraries to segregate materials related to sexual orientation, gender identity, or gender expression. Your book could be removed or hidden FOR NO OBVIOUS REASON. @GovMikeDeWine.
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We should have been happy just being invisible.
"wow, white women are the absolute worst, especially if they are over the age of 40" has become a bog standard bipartisan view and that's. not good.
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