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@jo___deci

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capricorn. self-proclaimed comedian.

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@jo___deci
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cinco.
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no one would be able to speak to me for the rest of the night.
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@jo___deci
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They’re so bad omg, I know mama is fed up.
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@jo___deci
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It’s so funny how BW are given the “angry/bitter” trope when WW are literally the most bitter and unnecessarily evil beings on this earth.
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@jo___deci
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3 years
I only trust black women.
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@jo___deci
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5 years
Me in 15 years, FaceTiming my siblings and their future families when I went to Barbados for Christmas instead of coming home.
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@jo___deci
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3 years
being told you’re pretty by another pretty woman >
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@jo___deci
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3 years
I don’t ever wanna be someone’s first bad bitch again. You can always tell too.
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@jo___deci
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5 years
Y’all really bumping “slavery didn’t exist”s new album huh?
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@jo___deci
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8 months
this had me giggling BAD
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@jo___deci
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3 years
not seeing any Chloe Bailey slander on your tl because it’s been curated to reflect folks who share your same sentiments >
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@jo___deci
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3 years
the herbal honey pot pads???!!??!? My pussy feels like a mojito.
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@jo___deci
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2 years
in the mood to kiss. I love kissing, I wanna be a kiss.
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@jo___deci
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1 month
finding out someone you considered a close friend is actually your biggest opp is a different type of heartbreak.
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I got a random hate comment on instagram so I used the “block them & any other accounts they may have”. Why my “friend” gone text me 20 mins later saying “sis why I can’t find your page”
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@jo___deci
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6 years
Men want the most creative lusty pictures, but can only muster up half hard dick in hand selfies. Goodbye.
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2 years
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@jo___deci
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5 years
It really bothers me that I saw people making fun of her darker private areas as it that isn’t extremely common and natural amongst black & brown people.
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@jo___deci
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5 years
“Please sir, spare some dick.”
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@jo___deci
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3 years
so n*gga cosplay is genetic then!
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THIS HAS ME WHEEZING
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@jo___deci
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5 years
please release me from the shackles of poverty.
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⚫️🐍 AMG GTr 🐍⚫️
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@jo___deci
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4 years
how do I stop being so easily annoyed with everyone & everything? What is the cheat code?
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@jo___deci
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6 years
My mom told me yesterday “make sure you follow through with promises you make for yourself. You will be habitually disappointed if you can’t even count on yourself.” Shit hit like a brick.
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@jo___deci
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3 years
tornados, earthquakes & floods…animals breaking free from captivity…global virus killing millions…
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@jo___deci
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ANYWAY, look how she ate this up!
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@jo___deci
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2 years
Honeypot be seasoning the shit out of their pads, jesus.
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@jo___deci
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5 years
Straight men have an unhealthy obsession with queer women. Y’all just cannot fathom that all women don’t exist for the sexual and romantic indulgence of men, and it fucking shows.
@Its__Maine
Maine HEF
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So niggas not hitting this to the left 💀 y’all be fucking lying
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@jo___deci
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2 years
translation: “sorry to those sick bitches but I am snatched. Get well soon, xoxo”
@thesherylralph
sheryl lee ralph
2 years
4 of my friends have been hit with COVID this week! Please be safe this holiday! Meanwhile my braid is on point!!
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@jo___deci
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2 years
Straight men historically co-opt and rebrand gay men style and fashion. You can see it in every decade.
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@jo___deci
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1 year
they was FUCKING 🫶🏽
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@jo___deci
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2 years
niggas will correctly assume you’re high maintenance and still pursue you with nothing to offer.
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@jo___deci
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3 years
White people have jobs I’ve never even heard of before and make like 100k.
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@jo___deci
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4 years
this drag.
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@jo___deci
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2 years
I love a good fling. 1-3 weeks of living in delusion, thinking you found your twin flame then…radio silence. What a rush.
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@jo___deci
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2 months
Something that should only pertain to parents with their children. Romantic and platonic love needs conditions.
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do y’all believe in unconditional love?
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@jo___deci
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And people expect me to believe this is a black woman...LMAO.
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@jo___deci
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3 years
I absolutely need a sweet partner to exist as my best self in a relationship. That’s something I’m not making an exception for again.
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@jo___deci
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2 years
i am dry the fuck heaving 💀
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@jo___deci
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1 year
the comments were saying he was “praying over her” skdjjdjfjfkdjdj be fucking serious.
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@jo___deci
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3 years
Grown ass women walked by this baby, y’all bitches are sick.
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@jo___deci
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3 years
The rap girls be dragging the “fake bisexual” bit, and as a real bisexual I’m annoyed.
@YungMiami305
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👀 I been wanted you too, so what’s up?
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@jo___deci
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27 is not old, 30 is not old, 36 is not old. And I’m sorry to the lives yall are about to lead if you truly believe that.
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@jo___deci
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4 years
side note: this old bitch would have gotten body slammed.
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@jo___deci
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3 years
Shit really do feel like jail, SZA be knowing sumthin.
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@jo___deci
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6 months
one mo’ gin
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@jo___deci
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3 years
he is beautiful, omg.
alton mason wearing theophilo at the #MetGala
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@jo___deci
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5 years
I knew it was only a matter of time till we had to get you up outta here. You a lame ass.
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when y’all have no earth in your big 3, it’s alarming.
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@jo___deci
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4 years
omg....
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@jo___deci
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2 years
me, an active listener.
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@jo___deci
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5 years
Dark knees, elbows, nipples, and private areas are natural. Nothing is wrong with it. Cut the shit.
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@jo___deci
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3 months
me with all this ass.
@hashjenni
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Y’all
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@jo___deci
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2 months
Sade is a prime example of people not knowing what the fuck they are talking about when it comes to Capricorn women.
@mercurysangel
☿ mya
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Sade is such a real lover and yearner you find the word love in almost all her song titles or in her music it’s just love love love
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@jo___deci
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4 years
I see you missed this important graphic.
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DO YOU SEE THE ISSUE
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@jo___deci
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My cramps are gone?! Oh this is magic.
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@jo___deci
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4 years
the way I love black women. Look at this.
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@jo___deci
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2 years
Just offered one of my candidates a role with a base salary of $150,000 and sign on bonus of 50k. She started screaming on the phone 😭
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@jo___deci
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5 years
I don’t like a jealous partner, but that little dash of territorial is
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@jo___deci
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5 years
leaving. Clearly this ain’t a party for grown folks.
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@jo___deci
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2 years
That first lesbian heartbreak be having you feeling like you ready to die.
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3 years
yeah.
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@jo___deci
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5 years
to everyone quoting this saying yes, congratulations:
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@jo___deci
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8 months
muscles glistening, bisexual lighting. Like he’s just so kingy.
@ComplexMusic
Complex Music
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Gunna recreated the Colors studio 🗣️🎙️
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@jo___deci
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Like the fuck is an executive courtesy informant??? Y’all making shit up and handing out money.
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@jo___deci
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8 years
WW: "I want my hair braided" Local Jamaican woman: ok, $200 WW: what a deal! 😊 JW:
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@jo___deci
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4 years
anyway, follow the acct.
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@jo___deci
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3 years
she spilled.
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@jo___deci
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5 years
How do you go to these women’s place of work and call them roaches for paying them to LITERALLY do their jobs??? Also the fact that I’m seeing black women in this video triggers an anti-black sentiment from this stick bug looking nigga. Fuck him whole heartedly.
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@jo___deci
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5 years
@ all the dusty mouths who got something ignorant to say back to me. We support sex workers over here, fuck you.
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@jo___deci
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6 years
Literally at any PWI, pick one.
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2 years
@unclelondonn__ Coochie feels like it’s being sautéed,
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@jo___deci
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A monkeypox pandemic will actually keep me in my house permanently. Y’all will never see me again, I’m sorry.
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@jo___deci
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dirty 30.
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@jo___deci
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The girls put me on their pinterest boards, literally.
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@T1FFANYROCK
⚰️☀️Party Girl Tiffany 💜☔️
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“People died” and it’s just a picture of you
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@jo___deci
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The lashes on the dresser and the vibrator on the headboard >
@uzoart
Uzo Njoku
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Made my own version to my favorite meme
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@jo___deci
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I’m not against interracial dating, but I am against dating yt people. No I will not be elaborating further.
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@jo___deci
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@VSecretions She been unlikeable since yt, so when I saw her on RHOA I knew they wanted to cast another shit starter.
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@jo___deci
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It's scarily dope how much black people relate to each other with things like this.
@tyypeso
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Every black household know about these.
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@jo___deci
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"My daughters got their hair cornrowed for only $350! Plus they put the little shells on the end." 😭😭😭😭 YOU GOT SCAMMED SUSAN.
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@jo___deci
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8 months
Halle let the nigga get her pregnant and KEPT it.
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@jo___deci
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3 years
love, LOVE halle’s face. She’s so stunning.
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@mirraallure LMAOOO. Oh you gonna want this with an extra lime garnish.
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@jo___deci
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8 months
guy on tiktok said nudy looks like a black pedro pascal & now that’s all I can think about.
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i'd be showing all my teeth too sister
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I say this as an avid supporter of their products. If you suffer from cramps, get them! Very life changing.
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@Stasisociety oh girl nooooooo, they were “friends” lol.
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Sade, Aaliyah, Fka Twigs, Mary J…Dolly Parton! Real lover girls, real yearners.
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@jo___deci
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I’m legitimately terrified of going to sleep right now. I don’t know what I’m gonna wake up to.
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@jo___deci
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2 years
a Monday boost ❤️
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@jo___deci
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5 years
This why I want a tall girlfriend. Please cradle my head on the titties just like this.
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8 months
@__mercy777 Someone with sense and good credit.
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@jo___deci
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3 years
I don’t need tough love, I don’t need need constant spicyness and attitude. NO. Like be my peace nigga or be nothing.
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@jo___deci
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Birthday card: Happ- Me:
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@jo___deci
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6 years
OMFG @SavageXFenty . Rihanna, take my money.
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4 years
@sailorfemme I feel paralyzed.
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4 years
THE COSTUMES. She is a woman dedicated to her craft ok.
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@jo___deci
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3 years
Straight women, y’all are embarrassing yourselves in these interactions. Perhaps try not speaking 😗
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