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🇲🇽 Sports, Politics & Entertainment 3-card Monte Hall of Famer Never let facts get in the way of a good joke

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7 years
Bob Costas NAILED this. Patriotism comes in many forms, but it's been conflated w/ bumper sticker flag waving & "military only." 🙌
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Ivanka finally saw how a real man treats women and was ready to risk it all.
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This is genuinely hilarious 💀😭
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7 years
Instead of using this time to mock suicide, I will use it to feel heartbroken for Aaron Hernandez's 4-year-old daughter Avielle.
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Don Lemon is so drunk right now he's spilling his heart on #CNNNYE for his New Year's Resolution. 😂
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Dear god Conor McGregor is bringing the house down. I don't think I've seen anything like this before. #MayMacWorldTour #MayweatherMcGregor
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These are the White House approved "meals" FEMA reportedly is handing out in Puerto Rico...Vienna sausages, a Nutrigrain bar & f'n Skittles.
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Oh, you know, just former Mexican President Vicente Fox dropping the F-bomb live on CNN. Alisyn Camerota's reaction was priceless.
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@back2Boujee_ Nah, don't want you to see footage of me. Then I may live rent free in your mind and you might stress if I'm pregnant.
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Flau'jae: "Go stream my new single. It's out everywhere, y'all go get that." Angel Reese: "Get out ya feelings, get a bag!" This team, man. LSU runs the game.😂
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D'Onta Foreman is a legend for this celebration 💀😭😭😭 #NFL #DaBears
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Paige Bueckers & Flau'jae Johnson are two of the biggest stars going into next season, but best thing in this video is The Ultimate Rizzler casually palming the ball while Big 4⃣ shows off the moves 👀🔥
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Shut down the Orange Carpet because Angel Reese just cleared everyone at the #WNBADraft 🔥🔥🔥
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God bless this man. He's protecting their rights while they spew hate at anyone who looks like him.
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5’10 Flau’jae blocked 6’7 Lauren Betts and couldn’t stop smiling 😭😭😭 Big 4️⃣ is a joy to watch.
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Foot Locker hands down has the best Father's Day ad thanks to Lonzo Ball making fun of his dad. 😂 😂 😂
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And now these lovely fellas are throwing out homophobic slurs. White male fragility at it's finest. #Charlottesville
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Demi Lovato just sang "Hallelujah" and I could listen to it on repeat all night. 🙌 #SomosUnaVoz #somoslive
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Stanford's Cameron Brink fouls out of her final home game and gives the ref a big "F*ck you" while leaving the court. Imagine if Angel Reese did this💀😭
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@PatrickMahomes Only one of these guys is in the Super Bowl
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@WhitneyChanell Nah, if this were true, my entire lineage would've been wiped out.
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Conor McGregor came out for today's conference ready to fight any and everyone. Poor Showtime exec even got an earful. #MayMacWorldTour
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Caitlin Clark: "Shut the f*ck up!" What a classless thug! 🙄
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Oh my god, Conor McGregor just addressed the race issues and went HAM. Dude gives zero f's. #MayMacWorldTour
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Awesome message from Lena Waithe during her #Emmys acceptance speech. #Emmys2017 #EmmyAwards
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If it wasn't for injuries, people would be talking about Paige Buckets like they're talking about Caitlin Clark now. Bueckers has a COMPLETE offensive game and is as good as it gets on the court.
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Eminem just ethered Donald Trump. "This is for Colin, ball up a fist. We'll keep that sh** bald, like Donald the b***h." #HipHopAwards
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Angel Reese, Kim Mulkey, Aneesah Morrow, Coach Redus, and the LSU crew are so unbothered by the haters 😭😭😭 "In the cut with my twin, we be vibinnn'"
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@Mrs_Cr7 @coccinellie @_Franncisco__ Your original tweet literally quoted the cover. You aren't even listening to people, you're just throwing out insults and pretending to be "woke" in the original tweet for RTs. If you don't want answers of all kinds, don't ask questions.
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"I'm saying clearly, unequivocally, unapologetically on national TV: @realDonaldTrump is a white supremacist"- @marclamonthill 👏 #TakeAKnee
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Don Lemon introduced his man to the world on #CNNNYE . Stories do have happy endings! Happy New Year folks! #Happy2018 #NewYearsEve2018
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Here's Lieutenant General Russel L. Honoré slamming the federal response to Puerto Rico & their ridiculous "meals"
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Bro wtfffffff... lol
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MORE truth bombs on CNN this morning. Chris Kluwe w/ the bars. "American Pride isn't about standing & not thinking." - @ChrisWarcraft
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Dawn Staley is a certified G. Best coach in the game. She was as a player, too, so enjoy some of her Final Four highlights from Virginia 🔥
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RIP Ralphie May. Legend.
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Thank you @Lin_Manuel for putting this together & @Camila_Cabello y everyone else involved! #ForPR #PorPR 🇵🇷
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@DonaldJTrumpJr You lied about the meeting... twice. Why are we supposed to believe you now? Like every other Trump, you're a fraud.
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@LegionHoops @JoePompliano Let me fix that for you:
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@TomiLahren Hard to believe a draft-dodging president understands the military... If someone wants to sacrifice for our country, they should be allowed.
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"I'm Raven Johnson, and these are MY girls. The South Carolina Gamecocks" Hollywood did the player intros for South Carolina's Final Four game vs NC State & it was amazing. 💀😭 "...THEE Dawn Staley. It's in her name." 💅
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Coach Dawn Staley always playin' 😭😅😭 "Ayy big announcement! [Stanford's Cameron Brink] is taking her name out of the WNBA Draft and coming to South Carolina!"
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@jaketapper This is FOX News currently...
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@IamCWid @6abc I bet you're real fun at parties
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This Miley Cyrus performance is oddly spectacular. #VMAs
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People ready to admit Paige Bueckers is the best player in women's college basketball yet? Even w/ the injuries, she's a better overall player than CC. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Better defender, better off ball, better post game, footwork & can play 4 positions on the court ☑️
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@Samantha101_ You do realize that Puerto Ricans are Americans too and they pay taxes? They deserve better.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr "But it is part of Russia and its government's support for Mr. Trump." *cough* collusion *cough*
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@Samantha101_ You seem to still be missing the point that Puerto Ricans are American citizens...
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6 years
James Harrison has always kept it real! ✊🏼 I really hope the #Patriots and #Steelers meet in the AFC Championship. #HereWeGo #GoPats
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@Samantha101_ We can afford to provide American citizens with more than vienna sausages and skittles.
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@NickStillHere Crying into their Caitlin Clark shirseys 😭
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Video of Dabo Swinney calling Colin Cowherd a fraud. Enjoy your moment, Dabo. Get 'em! #ALLIN #CFBPlayoff
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Ed Sheeran and Lil Uzi Vert performing together? I... I kind of liked it. #VMAs
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Carmen Yulín Cruz is a legend. She's fighting for the people of Puerto Rico, not trying crawl up hills on a golf course like Adolf Twitler.
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Turn Up Don Lemon! #CNNNYE
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@Samantha101_ Tax payers... which includes the Americans in Puerto Rico.
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EXCLUSIVE: The new Las Vegas Raiders logo. 😂 #NFL
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@KellyannePolls A district the GOP has held for nearly 4 decades barely went their way. Had the GOP nervous entering the day. Losing ground.
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@VeeVee @realDonaldTrump But why would he turn his back on his friends? Donald, you just made your team's case a nightmare by admitting it was a ban. Whoops.
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Favorite part of "Havana" music video? Homage to THE KING Michael Jackson w/ the popcorn scene. Bravo @Camila_Cabello ! #HAVANAtheMOVIEoutNOW
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@MerrillLynched @DonaldJTrumpJr He's a Trump, they are out of touch with reality. They don't understand that Americans outside of their supporters can actually read.
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Here is #TheFlakies opening number that had people talking. @SnowflakeAwards @WatchChad @TomiLahren
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WHAT.A. GAME. Great way to get today's star-studded slate of games going.LSU battled adversity, Flau'jae to the rescue on both ends of the floor(best player on the court today)& Angel Reese packed stat sheet w/another double-double. Kim Mulkey has her squad ready for anything🔥
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Beyoncé was killing it even before she went onstage. #SB50 #PepsiHalftime #NFL
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NC STATE SAVED AMERICA FROM A DUKE FINAL FOUR APPEARANCE ON THE LORD'S DAY! GOD IS GOOD! 🙌 🐺🔴⚪️⚫️🐺
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Remember that time you admitted to colluding with Russia? Americans do.
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Gotta love supportive teammates. Iowa's Jada Gyamfi, and Gabbie Marshall pulled up to support Caitlin Clark and Kate Martin on their big night. ⚫️🟡 #WNBADraft
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In case you needed any further proof that Julia Louis-Dreyfus is an incredible person, she immediately removes herself from the story and makes it about health care. Laughter is the best medicine, and cancer has no chance.
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Just when you thought...
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@back2Boujee_ Laughing isn't stressing, Fern.
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DJ Khaled has the most amazing bond with Asahd and I'll never get tired of it. #HipHopAwards
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"Ryan Tannehill leaves practice after left knee appears to..." *speakers blast* "BAH GAWD! That's Colin Kaepernick's music!"
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@DonaldJTrumpJr If this was a typical meeting, Jr., why lie about it? How is it that everyone in the campaign has Russia meetings they conveniently forgot?
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@back2Boujee_ Yeah, and also not stressing over a random girl's personal business.
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LSU always playin' 😭 Kim Mulkey's squad brings personality & entertainment women's basketball has severely lacked. Nice and relaxed before tonight's must-see game vs Iowa. Gotta be mocking Iowa's HS Musical warmup from last yr. 😭 And how 'bout Poa being real-life Moana? 🟣🟡
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Mistreatment of these American citizens is disgusting and despicable. The president is a complete & utter failure.
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Just an absolute GODDESS. #slay #GRAMMYs
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The Internet has come full circle. Thank you for all you've done. Signing off now. #NationalChampionship
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I wont mock Ronda or celebrate her loss. I'll celebrate all she's done to elevate women in MMA. She FORCED #UFC to accept women. Oss #ufc207
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@IamCWid @6abc Man, just when I thought you couldn't get any lamer you're out here missing punchlines like
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Floyd Mayweather made it rain on Conor McGregor and OH MY GOD! #MayMacWorldTour #MayweatherMcGregor
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Angel Reese with her 78th career double-double and 9th straight in March Madness👑
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@realDonaldTrump Your travel ban failed four times, health care about to flop twice. You really think this fake wall is going to happen? Bless your heart.
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@realDonaldTrump You should really keep this stuff private and not try to work out foreign affairs on Twitter, dude.
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@Forbes Uhh, we already been knew.
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The next big thing in pot? Marijuana you can eat
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Never forget the disaster in 1st Color Rush game between #Jets & #GoBills . This is what colorblind people saw #NFL
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@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends Enjoy? You being on television isn't a favor or treat to the American people. You know what is? Not ruining their health care & country.
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UCLA player stands up and claps when Angel Reese fouls out. Reese on her way off the court, "That's soft ass sh*t. F*ck you talkin' bout?! That's some soft ass sh*t." 💀😭😭😭
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The looks on the faces of these Army football players when Donald Trump starts talking about the "Space Force" again have me dying 😂☠
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@IamCWid That's a GIF. From the GIF library. That's already on Twitter. Not a meme.
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Won't lie... watching the roof folding into the scoreboard at Frankfurt Stadium for today's Colts-Patriots game is oddly satisfying #NFLFrankfurtGames #NFL
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I've always loved @Camila_Cabello 's voice, especially when she's playing acoustic. Yeah, I said it. #CamilaOnElvis
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@Samantha101_ @ThatGuyAlvin25 In this case, it's spork fed. And no, I just want the government to take care of AMERICAN CITIZENS.
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Barron Trump is the only real human in the White House right now. #Inauguration
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Nice hat, bud. #Charlottesville
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