BRAINGYSTICS: Seize the Mind! Profile
BRAINGYSTICS: Seize the Mind!

@jmjeffries2

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Remove even the toughest stains with our patented miracle fibre! That’s the power of Braingystics: The new science of Knowing without Thinking!™

Edinburgh
Joined April 2012
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@jmjeffries2
BRAINGYSTICS: Seize the Mind!
8 years
In school I was a staff writer for the class clown.
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1 year
Fuck this app and fuck Elon Musk. See y'all on Mastadon or b-sky or fucking outside/
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2 years
I only log on for comedian death notices. RIP Tommy Smothers, and condolences to his brother Dicky, who mom always liked best.
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2 years
Honestly, encountering a stranger from your past is kind of a warning sign.
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2 years
If you live in a Hollywood movie, one thing you definitely gotta look out for is when your peaceful existence begins to unravel.
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2 years
Let's hear it for their latest, and greatest single!
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2 years
You gotta hand it to the Beatles, going out on top!
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2 years
That new Blink 182 song is 100% ai.
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2 years
Henry threw his hands skyward, waving them with abandon. But despite his posturing, the Rap Guy could tell he really did care.
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2 years
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2 years
Thanks to @FringeMonkey for the best validation a middle child could hope for!
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2 years
I don't mean to brag, but the comedian told us we were a GREAT crowd. HE thanked US!
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@LeeHepner
Lee Hepner
2 years
According to DOJ, the 3 questions Google cannot answer in #USvGoogle: 1) If defaults don’t matter, why does Google pay so much for them? 2) If ad market is competitive, why can Google change prices at will? 3) If scale doesn’t matter, why does Google pay for huge data centers?
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BRAINGYSTICS: Seize the Mind!
2 years
The funny, talented, kind, and wildly industrious Jason Klamm has turned his attention to a coffee-table book, so you know he just HAD to go out and write the definitive book on sketch comedy in the 1990s. PICK IT UP. https://t.co/C2mf3FAXWD
booksamillion.com
We're Not Worthy: Jason Klamm: 9781948221269: Hardcover: Television - Genres - Comedy
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@jmjeffries2
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2 years
Give it another week. I think we can get this baby up to 6 stars.
@FringeMonkey
Fringe Monkey
2 years
@standup_fanatic @jmjeffries2 I gave them 4 stars, upgraded slightly on reflection. I hope they come back with some new madness!
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@standup_fanatic
Stand Up Fanatic
2 years
@FringeMonkey @jmjeffries2 Yes, they were very ignored. I gave them 5 stars for intensity! Even though after their show I genuinely "lost" time and found myself on the wrong side of town - like an alien abductee. I missed my next show but didn't even care, Braingystics was just SO good!
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@jmjeffries2
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2 years
I am a GENIUS at being ignored.
@FringeMonkey
Fringe Monkey
2 years
After some consideration, the not-particularly-coveted Fringemonkey "Talented But Ignored" Award for 2023 goes to Braingystics! Getting them their underwhelming trophy may be a challenge, but hopefully @jmjeffries2 can help. Congratulations chaps!
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@jmjeffries2
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2 years
Great question, Robin. If anyone has the stones to book this show in London,we'll be there. There are some murmurs of doing that at some point in the future. Follow for details when that happens.
@RobinWriteSmith
Robin ❄️
2 years
@jmjeffries2 love the excerpt from your show but sadly missed the full show. London dates? #edfringe @edfringe @arzoodoescomedy @freefringefest @Justthetonic
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BRAINGYSTICS: Seize the Mind!
2 years
Nice try "Ted" but this is clearly James from @donutmedia whenever he needs to ask a question.
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