Shoplift from Tesco and get sent to jail. Rip off the NHS for £122m and get politely asked to pay the money back.

This ruling is a joke. PPE Medpro will go bankrupt and the Government won't get a penny. Michelle Mone should have to pay the £122m personally. RT if you want to see her pay it all back.

Bye bye Buzz @Carpervert https://t.co/7bEBFIM7HS

I don't know what they are smoking in Korea but I want some. @Carpervert A mash up of Renault 5 and a Star Wars space ship? Why the fuck not? The Germans couldn't think of anything this cool. https://t.co/hra3c6lL5j

Anyone else think that they have deliberately made this less attractive than the R5 on purpose? Otherwise why base it on the K12 Micra and not the far more iconic K11? It's fine but it could have been more characterful.

This kind of stuff pisses me off. The graphics proclaim "Proudly British" but the Australian parent company has their headquarters in Dublin to avoid paying any pesky British tax. Very cynical. I won't buy this again.

Has the world gone quite mad? Swapping alloys for steelies and a bit of paint is £400 extra on the new Frontera @sniffpetrol @Carpervert

Absolute legend. Now that is a real British person.

Spare a thought for Tony Hill who has been working at break neck speed in blazing hot sun to rebuild the Southport mosque wall before the far right can return. He said: “And if we have to build it again afterwards we will do just that.”

232,000,000 times yes!

People rave about the packaging on MG4 and I like to have one day. But I pulled up beside one in my 2015 Toyota Verso today. The Verso is only about 200mm longer and yet manages to squeeze in room for 5 adults and about a 100L more boot space or an extra 2 seats for children.

If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes give this a RT.

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I am right in thinking everyone wants to Rejoin the Eu aren't I? Like if you do RT if you really do

Hold the phone @Carpervert Here's a Talbot Rancho you can afford. I suggest doing a Wltoys K969 or LDRC AE86 chassis swap for your your own mini resto mod. Check out Vintage Joustra Talbot Matra RANCHO VERY RARE https://t.co/lydTmRz111 #eBay via @eBay_UK

They need to let @Carpervert test drive it and make a video. It would definitely sell quicker. https://t.co/sM9RtGaTgw

Tens of thousands of fish washing up on the Texas shoreline. Totally normal. There’s no climate emergency or anything. Move along.

Reasons to go to Le Mans. Apart from an exciting race and great atmosphere there's stuff like this just floating about @Carpervert

Cupra Tavascan. Is it the name of a car or something you take for indigestion?

The introverts in your life need permission to remain quiet at times and to spend time alone — without a guilt trip. #introvert