I told you Norgaard looked good yesterday 🤝🏼.

Tomiyasu’s dead. Arsenal Supporters Club against Rapists who don’t even play for us anymore. Perry Groves is handing out jelly babies. Ian Wright is still dancing in his motor to AC/DC. Last but not least… . Your goalscorer for Manchester United, number 30 Benjamin Seskoooo. 🍻.

Gyokeres twerks like Lacazette. Madueke just missed a pen and walked back to the half way line like he was in the Talking The Hardest video. Our new CB is already playing RB. Our best player only gets the first 3 weeks with us then he’s going back to Year 8. 1/2.

This IS harsh, isn’t it?.

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Who’s winning Love Island? 🏝️ . Why is my family chat so sure the bookies have got it wrong? I haven’t watched a single episode but is there a few quid to have here?.

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RT pls: 2x for Oasis tonight @ Wembley 🎟️ . Lower tier, block 114. £800. DM me if you’re serious.

Night 🍻

I’ll never moan about a Crystal Palace v Everton Super Sunday again.

RT @ianvaughany: @OasisMania At least he knows London is Arsenal.

We still talking about time wasting? Just took this little wanker 13 minutes to walk to the crease 🏏.

Anyone paid for the pre season games on .com? How/where do I now watch it?.

Whatever happens. Please don’t let this lot go to penalties again.

Guinness & Gyokeres done, Eze & Ecstacy next. Blimey.

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This cunt going to put the pasta down and sell a fucking player or what?.

RT @ShakurStevenson: Bam the truth!!.

Pussy @hertagoon.

Reddy, steady, off you fuck back to the pavilion 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿.