High Handicap & Higher Chaos
@jkdalrymple
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I don’t know what’s going on either, but the kids are fed.
Joined May 2010
EPSTEIN FILES JUST GOT VIBE-CODED INTO A DATAVIZ APP ON REPLIT ONE BRO JUST TURNED THE ENTIRE DOCUMENT INTO INTERACTIVE CONSPIRACY WEB https://t.co/8tCulMM75A
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Old people today = club kids doing coke in the 70s & 80s. Aging is wild.
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What if the Big Bang was God’s gun going off in His mouth — the universe born from a divine suicide, each of us a fading ember of His shattered will to die
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A permanent US gov’t shutdown is being weaponized — it cuts agency power, fuels unrest to justify force, pins blame on Democrats, stalls investigations, concentrates “plenary” power, and weakens elections. Judge it by the 2026 midterms (Nov 3, 2026).
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We're always moving. Always consuming. Always distracted. What if—just one day—we did none of it? 🌍 August 8 → Stand Still Day Total human stillness. No noise. No motion. Just presence. Who's in? #StandStillDay
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🏌️♂️Just entered the Pinehurst Ultimate Golf Getaway — 3 days, 3 epic courses, free gear, custom putters, and caddy content magic 🎥⛳ Want in? #GolfTripGoals #VGA
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The concept: Take trending news (think top Reddit headlines), distill them into quick, digestible updates, and layer them over curated beats. A mix of information + vibe. Perfect for staying informed without the monotony. Thoughts? What would make this a must-watch?
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Thinking of launching a YouTube channel that blends breaking news with DJ beats—quick, engaging news updates with a musical twist. Would you watch? What features would make it stand out? Open to ideas! #News #Music #ContentCreation
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This is a brilliant idea. Millions of Americans would love to sell out.
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5/ Maybe I never stopped being that Marine with the CD player, questioning the world. Maybe Good People was never about finding an answer—just making sure you don’t stop asking the question.
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4/ That song wasn’t about Iraq, but it might as well have been. And today, it still applies. Who’s running the show? Who’s pulling the strings? And most of all—where are the good people?
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3/ Fast forward 20 years, and I’m still asking the same damn question. Now it’s Ukraine, Russia, Trump, chaos everywhere. The news still feels like a dystopian highlight reel. The cycle repeats, just with different actors.
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2/ “Where’d all the good people go?” felt like it was written for us. The war, the politics, the media circus—it all felt like a staged spectacle. I was 20, in a warzone, wondering if we were just pieces on someone else’s chessboard.
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1/ Back in 2005, I was a Marine in Iraq, blasting In Between Dreams on my CD player between missions. One song hit different: Good People by Jack Johnson. Even then, I was questioning—what the hell are we doing here?
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