Jacus
@jjjacus
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I’m like if a gay guy was also stupid
Brooklyn, NY
Joined November 2025
I talk a lot of shit about steroids for someone who is absolutely going to use them when I hit 40
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*touching his cystic backne caused by steroid use* please stop… for me….
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oomfs are playing WoW classic TBC, but they’re on the side of the flop Horde
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Yeah it was so crazy seeing Lady Gaga at the halftime show, dude! Haha. Do you like being fingered?
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Tip for anyone playing in the Super Bowl rn: it helps to take the ball and carry it to the end zone. That is how you are able to score points, which can help you win. Hope this helps!
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posting this bc everyone is watching the Super Bowl and no one will see it
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getting home from the club and watching the 2008 Beijing Olympics opening ceremony with my roommates >>>>
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Oy, Mista! This that me espresso!
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got so drunk at the Traitors watch party that I woke up and have no idea who got voted out
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Having big juicy pecs can be a sign of chronic illness btw. Thankfully I’m a licensed professional and I can help. Send me a pic and I’ll diagnose you.
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the fyp on this app only showing me hot oomf’s text posts and not their selfies
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