The scandal here is eating Cima di rapa out of season

Outrageous. I mean, look how far out of his crease he is.

Excellent nickname

….Or even walk 😱

Shame. I’d have voted for a ban on “bants”

Important issue

Data project: the daily busy-ness of Guildford Lido vs the daily passenger numbers on South West Trains (Possible overlay with daily temperature)

Excellent

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And you Travis, cannot spell (you got the wrong guy)

Actually….this is the important issue of the day

Barking 🐶

Nope. Try again….

Probably. But only because you think I’m someone I’m not!

I have no idea what any of your message means- but given you’ve got the wrong guy I shouldn’t be surprised…

I’d rather people learned how to spell correctly (you’ve got the wrong guy)…

‘The most’ ….poor old chef slaving away is somehow less deserving

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I'd like to thank Donald Trump for finally making my Blackrock Gold & General fund holding finally turn a profit after 20 years....

My favourite story. How I busted the £130k shoplifters who filled trolleys and left https://t.co/kaOOXuLMmV