I asked Grok to put two muppets heads on the Liv Golf Commentary from Adelaide; I got these. I’ll leave it there. 😂 #starmer

Well done @stmirrenfc. Well deserved today. 👏 @celticfc, it’s time for men to act like honourable men. The chairman and the CEO should resign tonight after firstly sacking Mr Tisdale. Nothing else will do after this past week and the season generally. ☘️

I thought the Women’s Euros semi-final with England had the worst penalties I have ever seen. @CelticFC you have sunk to a new low. Bottled it all night, same with the penalties. Shameful performances across 2 legs. World class manager? Didn’t see it. #celtic #ChampionsLeague

Someone show me a better golf swing than @JustinRose99. Technically superb and so good to watch. This guy is going to finish off this season on 🔥. Nobody will want to play him at the @rydercup. #justinrose #fedexcup #rydercup

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Someone @skysportsgolf please tell Euan Murray that there are only 5 Americans left in the Matchplay. Mackenzie Hughs is a Canadian!

So @RoyalMailHelp I post 4 cards to 2 different addresses First Class. One card arrives after 2 days, 3 cards are missing after 5 days. Looks suspicious to me. How can I raise this with the local managers/investigators.

#greatestsaveever ?

I was thinking of playing in Inverness but i couldnt fit my canoe in my flight coverall bag.