John
@jgtrask1998
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I am 36. I live just outside of Nashville. I am a stand up comic. I love the outdoors, hanging out at coffee shops, and comics.
Hermitage, TN
Joined February 2012
Dear @IHOP please teach your staff what rotting salad looks like. The steak tip meal was definitely not worth the price.
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I wonder if Trump ever tells Melania to go back where she came from.
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Trump sure acts like a spoiled little kid who got caught in the cookie jar, not like the President of the United States.
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The last person who separated kids from parents, we fought in a world war to get rid of him. #makingmericagreatagain
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#IfMyWallsEverStartTalking they would say nothing exciting ever happens here.
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#DespiteWhatYouMightHaveHeard Pokémon Go isn't taking over the world.
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Only in #PokemonGO can you say I am low on balls and need to get some more, and no one thinks your a pervert.
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#IfSelfiesNeverExisted everyone would not be a photographer and photographers would still have jobs.
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I was making it look cool to walk in a park late at night looking like a creep way before #PokemonGo came along.
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#GotFiredBecause apparently got to catch them all does not apply to the bosses daughters. @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause I fixed the ice cream machine at McDonalds. @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause I told my boss I do what I want. Whatever. @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause I turned porn on all the display tvs in the store. @midnight
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