BREAKING: THE SENILE GROUNDHOG POPPED OUT OF HIS BALLROOM, LOOKED AROUND AND DECLARED THREE MORE WEEKS OF WAR.

The White House has removed this video from their social media channels. But not before we could post it.

He’s utterly awful tonight. Weak. Impotent. Dying in front of us, metaphorically and literally.

@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn Yeah, that’s probably why. What other reason could it possibly be?

No U.S. President should be able to withdraw from NATO without Senate approval. Thankful my colleagues in Congress passed this bipartisan measure.

Just so we're clear, Israel is now the first state to have an ethnicity-based death penalty since Nazi Germany.

My favourite one today. 🙏

President Trump can sign whatever the hell he wants to, but it won’t change the Constitution. The authority to set our election rules belongs to the states — and as Governor, I will protect your right to vote. That includes your right to vote by mail.

FBI Director Kash Patel appears to have abused government funds for personal travel unrelated to his official duties at least 10 times. We filed a complaint and are demanding an investigation. https://t.co/nV6KwzRRKV

Erika Kirk forgave the man that murdered her husband, but she’s taking a comedian to court over a funny video. I stand with Druski…👊

It never fails. Kristi Noem's banging Cory Lewandowski, her husband's banging dudes, while wearing fake boobs, & they're preaching to us about the sanctity of marriage & Christian family values.

I built Democracy Docket to be fiercely independent and unapologetically pro-democracy — and that work has never mattered more. Become a member today.

BREAKING: Marc Elias and Democracy Docket have already promised they will fight back against any illegal Executive Orders Donald Trump may sign tonight. Marc doesn’t lose, and I’m sure he’ll remind the world that #TrumpVotedByMail.

BREAKING NEWS: Kristi Noem is stepping away from politics to spend time motorboating her husband.

MN GOP politician "repeatedly told police he had not been drinking" & was “sober cabbing” passengers before breathalyzer showed a BAC of 0.142%-0.13%. His passenger, another GOP state rep was carrying a gun. Another story you won't see on Fox News. https://t.co/ieQ92LgOV6

Our Prime Minister graduated with a bachelor's degree in economics from Harvard University in 1987, and earned a master's degree in 1993 and a doctorate in 1995 from the University of Oxford. Your President raped little girls

If you look at him merely as a US president, his actions make no sense. If you look at him as an inept madman, and a Russian asset under Kremlin control, everything makes perfect sense. Bring maximum chaos and damage on the western world. That's what he was installed to do.

According to a rumor I just started, Lauren Boebert is quitting Congress to spend more time with her son's parole officer.

A true Dem does not vote for Trump, let alone three times. Nor does a true Dem attend training sessions sponsored by Republicans. Forbes has proven that he is no Democrat. NDP Chair @janekleeb issued the following statement. See all our candidates at: https://t.co/yHe1uc6GDj

Pete Ricketts is up to his old tricks again.