Enter for a chance to win all three of @milanicosmetics Limited Edition Rose Powder Blushes. http://t.co/aEa2aLrqAX

Trying to find jams to play for the baby girl and alllll the kicks for Selena hahaha ☺️

“@RootbeerERIK: Today I ran in to an old friend @kevinhart4real http://t.co/6b96vUjdCl” @KevinHart4real

If I told Jesus God & I are in a fight right now would he preach to me about Job? #ithinknot #keepitreal

Spent almost $200 dollars in groceries and the meat went bad!!!!!!!😭

Apparently there is a new boss in town😂😂Our dead weight coworker writes up fake vacayslips&pretends to approve them http://t.co/U9vuwmnkKd

Today I finished my first workout under the time cap. And I didn't throw up 🙌

I will give whoever hires my coworker half of my checks from all three jobs! Give me somebody useful, please!

Taco Bell is never a good idea

I can't help but be angry/hurt by all the people that bailed. Great IG friends though, what more can a girl ask for.....😒

Because I'm a retard

On my way to work some middle eastern guy devoured me with his look but I wasn't mad.... I just wanted to mouth "never." Or "i'll kill you"

I stopped using tumblr because #feminist

She hates my guts and creeps my twitter, at work, while she ignores the phone....

My Co worker surfs the Web & ignores the phone/pts at all cost so i put a random ass mirror on my desk that points at her monitor & my eyes.

Bad coffee and Tom Waits because this day is destined to hit the fan & I can't wait!