Alright, Caniacs, I'm coming down from Virginia for the Habs game. The boys are wearing their red alternates; should I wear my red sweater, or the home black? The black one is undefeated, the red has a loss on it. What do y'all think? #CarolinaCulture

To our Japanese friends, let me correct a misconception: BBQ is a noun, not a verb. Specifically, it is pork cooked low and slow over direct heat.

The only truly moral economic system is one based on voluntary exchanges between free individuals. Anything else is extortion at best, enslavement at worst.

If someone offered you $200K a week and all you had to do was reply to the same repetitive click-whoring posts, would you take it?

I tell you this, if you're going to drop a house on a witch, you gotta lead 'em a little. Can't count on a random tornado to do all the work. Don't ask me how many farmhouses it took for me to learn that little nugget.

Everyone is pumped for the March Madness basketball tourney, I'm getting ready to watch three days of college wrestling. Like my parents used to say, that's why they made chocolate and vanilla.

Ehlers can outright dangle. He looks like a man among boys out there right now. #CarolinaCulture

This is the sickest goal I’ve ever seen. It’s so good, I thought it was AI at first…

I saw the Greensboro Gargoyles play yesterday and I was impressed by the Quapp kid. The Gargoyles are a new franchise and are having their first-year struggles, but this guy has some tools. I'd like to see what he can do in the AHL. #CarolinaCulture

All that is required for a health skepticism about everything is a long enough memory.

Looks like Rod tuned the boys up during the intermission. #CarolinaCulture

Okay, we're going to need to take responsibility for indoctrinating Deslauriers into #CarolinaCulture. I'll take the first course, Why Ketchup Covered BBQ is Garbage, but y'all need to step up.

Finally, I can go back to being the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. His second greatest trick was turning actual women against actual women using men pretending to be women.

It is worth noting that both the men's and women's hockey teams beat Canada for the gold. This invokes a rare Olympic clause, and means that any American can go into a Tim Horton's or Canada Tire and just take whatever we want.

I guess Team Canada has probably received their MAID forms by now.

I'm going to go ahead and stay it: the female curling athletes at the Olympics are uniformly the most attractive. No fancy hair or makeup, no overly-sexualizing uniforms, maximum girl-next-door vibes.

And now you know why I can never use my full name Jeffrey again.

Since they're no longer getting paid to protest, and the fraud has been revealed, most of these agitators are going to have to get real jobs again. Good thing they didn't burn and loot everything like last time. I guess they can be taught.

Never mind. Freddie remembered he was Freddie after all. The Whaler gear had him fooled for a period or so.