just sent an email so anxiety inducing i had to delete the gmail app

Looks like we need an impeachment refresher. Impeach does NOT mean remove. Impeachment truly does nothing. It’s a performative act when it stands alone. Removal proceedings are what you’re looking for. After the impeachment, the Senate must be the ones to initiate removal.

i hate periods they literally make you feel so uncomfortable & unhygienic

me when i’m secretly working out in my room and someone comes in:

https://t.co/nj0851m9LM

Lot of MAGA Stardew players in my mentions like their fearless leader wouldn’t catch the nastiest uppercut of all time from Pierre

The only thing safe in the United States right now are the Epstein files.

life update:

“Your 9-5 is not permanent, it’s supposed to fund your dream” Bro my 9-5 cannot fund my transport and rent conveniently, how is it supposed to fund my dream.

did not mean to tweet my last tweet is was def supposed to be a dm but okay a hit is a hit

The same people who were against “show me your papers” during Covid are now demanding everyone show their papers…

https://t.co/NyVWcO3VMg

8pm. freshly showered. everything smells like vanilla. new bedsheets. peppermint tea. starting a new series with 6 seasons. it’s raining outside. sweet treat. no alarm set.

dude.....

not a single day goes by where i do not seriously question whether i have to keep doing this or not

Me when I wake up

staying up for 3 to 4 hours save me…

blackpink reference

Have you ever had a job where you thought, “I really don’t care about any of this. None of this feels purposeful or meaningful. None of this actually matters.”

"i’ll do it when i get home" Me when I get home: