Jess(ticles)🍒
@jessticles_1
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24yo | Oxford maths graduate. Data Analyst. Unlikely to follow back unless you interact with me. Ask me a question on NGL👇 #AFCB #UTC 🍒
Dorset, UK
Joined March 2023
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at my pizza 🍕 . P.S. Out on a Monday cos I got a promotion at work today 🥳
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The news on the dog adoption home visit is excellent. In 4 weeks time, when we return from our holiday, we will take ownership of a 3 year old cocker spaniel called Dexter. And he’s totally gorgeous 🥰
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IMPORTANT POLL!! .To settle a disagreement, if you know the song “Boom Boom Boom Boom” by the Vengaboys, can you please vote below to give your opinion on whether it’s a banger or not….
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We have a home visit from the dog adoption place this afternoon, and I'm probably more nervous about it than I've been for any interview, exam etc I've ever done.
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Today’s episode of weirdos in my DMs features: Dude who sent me a zoom in of my leg & foot, dude who wants me to send him electric shocks, dude who thinks I’m a prostitute and dude who wants to buy my footwear.#JustNormalMen #JustInnocentMen
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Why do 4 day working weeks seem to drag on for longer than normal weeks?.
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Clockwise from top left:.🍒Haha - it’s all just banter. Yeah, that pizza was lush.🍒28, as that’s my bf’s age and he’s the only one I’ll be getting intimate with.🍒TYSM ☺️.🍒Nice geeky question. I’ll say ZTEST 🤓.
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I just realised I said something my dad sometimes used to say when I was kid, and it used to really piss me off. "The garden really needs some rain".
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Just went for a pub carvery. The amount of food some of these blokes can pile onto a pretty small plate is astounding. Almost an art form.
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Clockwise from top left:.🍒I agree @LibbySquires96 is a hottie.🍒Sisters. Yes, and defo in Ireland.🍒Thank you, I will defo try.🍒Mental arithmetic and I never forget a face.
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Recent highlights from my NGL inbox….“We’re just normal men. We’re just innocent men”
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Beach day!!! Love the feeling of sand between my toes ☀️👙⛱️
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Good morning twitter people. It’s a bank holiday weekend, I’m meeting friends for a day at the beach today, and it’s actually sunny?!! 🤯😵💫#weird
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BH weekend after work drinky poos, and the first one is slipping down very nicely. Luckily someone has lined me up #2 already. Happy weekend all 🍻
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Post lunch thought. The fact that I love pickled onion monster munch, but hate picked onions, is a truly great paradox.
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Shout out to all the kids getting their exam results today, who get their fireworks pissed on by some boomer saying "exams are easier now than they were in my day". They're not, and you did an awesome job .#GCSEResults #GCSE2025.
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RT @AnnaDew98: Whilst on holiday, I’ve discovered that I’d like to come back as a mermaid in my next life. Going home tomorrow. It’s gone w….
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