Jess Penner
@jesspenner
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music maker, random project obliterator, dreamer of dreams, and stereotypical boy mom.
Hawaii, USA
Joined March 2009
Do you ever find something so useful and perfect that you that you try to guarantee having access to that thing by buying a second one as a backup… only to immediately lose the original? Sunglasses, portable charger, cookie scoop, tools. Is this some hidden law of the universe?
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Man, Amazon sure knows how to market this hardware cloth to me... nothing is more relatable than embracing a 100' roll of chicken wire in red heels and a cocktail dress
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Just a few more hours of scrolling and I’ll finally know what’s *actually* going on…
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The demonization of Karen behavior has really led to the downfall of customer service + fueled the competency crisis IMO. Was it a psyop deployed to neuter the members of society who hold companies accountable for their failures? BC good Lord - it's pathetic out there these days.
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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here… drinking wine, making heirloom tomato salad with goat cheese, and listening to podcasts about the Nephilim 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️😬
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Just need to inform everyone that I put over $40 in change down the Walmart self-checkout coin slot today… my burdens have been lifted - and you too can achieve greatness. Let them watch and wait.
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Almost nothing in the world is gate kept more stingily than worship song lyrics/charts. The depths they will go to prevent you from copy pasting plain text or having access to a well formatted chart without subscribing is loathsome. Big church? Fine. Individuals / home church? 🤡
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90 seconds into this pbs documentary about Hawaiian birds and I’m like “is this covert propaganda re: Hawaii needing to release Bill Gates GMO mosquitoes?” Thoughts and prayers for my husband as watching anything with becomes increasingly impossible 😂
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Surfed a wave in Hanalei bay today after a 30+ year hiatus. My old surfer lady era has begun…
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Just spent the last dusky moments of sunlight emergency euthanizing a hen with a machete whilst taking my daily final garden stroll in a sundress / crocs… as one does.
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People who respond to comments on posts while simultaneously blanket blocking people from @ mentioning them to reply are the absolute worst people on the internet…
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My youngest children are 6 and 8 years old. I’ve been giddy fantasizing about how I would spend my first “free” day after homeschooling since 2020. I thought I would be frolicking on the beach in a sundress… but instead I’m crying in the Ross parking lot 😭🫠😂
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Sick of the shameless data mining from the grocery chains out there. Case in point - @Safeways *digital coupons* that you have to scan in store. Glitchy ass app that never works, 5+ minutes at for an override to save on my $3.30 can of beans. The less I shop there, the better.
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