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@jessmstephens
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I am a professional motivational speaker for dogs. She/her.
Joined May 2009
Hi, everyone. I really can't tell you this enough times: Dante Gabriel Rosetti trained a toucan to wear a cowboy hat while it rode a llama.
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I don't think things are going to get better before they get worse. But whatever the future brings, I think we all can agree
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Stevie Martin plays a dad who sees Tr*mp and yells, "Oh, my god, it's a pehhhhrveht!"
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THIS WOULD BE SUCH EXCELLENT CASTING FOR THAT ROLE, YOU GUYS.
Reading this is like having a dream that I'm in an Aaron Sorkin drama except no life is nightmares and I can't wake up.
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RT @dr_demetre: My resignation letter from CDC. Dear Dr. Houry,. I am writing to formally resign from my position as Director of the Nat….
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Reading this is like having a dream that I'm in an Aaron Sorkin drama except no life is nightmares and I can't wake up.
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Demetre Daskalakis said there had been an "intentional eroding of trust in low-risk vaccines."
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RT @esjesjesj: Trans people commit 0.11% of mass shootings and are 0.8% of the population. C!s men commit 98% of mass shootings and are 50….
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Did you try telling your colleague that @SenJoniErnst said everyone dies?.
My colleague Rachel Roth Aldhizer at @EPPCdc has written a powerful and moving piece in the NYT about caring for her disabled child, and the need for adequate support and funding.
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My flabbers are gasted but I'll take it.
TREY GOWDY (ex Republican REP): “The only way to stop it is ID the shooter ahead of time or keep the weapons out of their hands. We have to have a conversation about freedom vs. protecting children… how many school shootings does it take? It’s almost always a young white male.”
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Thank you for your services to humanity, Ben Willbond.
i love when you’re watching a sitcom and you can tell an actor couldn’t keep it together, so they just had to use the best take possible.
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RT @ZachWLambert: Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs. They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad about male cheerlead….
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"You rang?".
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RT @mattxiv: britney spears, amber heard, megan thee stallion, meghan markle, rachel zegler, jenna ortega, blake lively, halle bailey, jane….
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Leave the wife out of it, guys. Pretend you're Andy Byron if you need to.
call me anti-fun or whatever but this is a private woman who probably dropped the name to avoid being searchable amidst family turmoil. this is not reality tv please leave these people alone.
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I accidentally went trick or treating with the Obama girls once.
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Hey, Europeans, look up where the U.S. Midwest is. For fun.
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More like chronic BRAINous insufficiency, amirite?.
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