Went on @ATill_55 podcast! Full episode: https://t.co/Kk6sGXz6nU

Ur job isn't gonna be automated by ai it's gonna be automated by a series of if else statements don't flatter urself

crazy seeing all these viral recipes that require 12 hour preparation and finally culminate in oats

Mark Zuckerberg didn’t found Facebook until he was 19. Evan Spiegel didn’t found Snapchat until he was 23. The Collison brothers didn’t found Stripe until they were 22 and 20. It’s never too late to start a company.

@Headspace maybe make your personal push notifications a bit less personal. Try it now.

Addiction is a progressive narrowing of the things that bring you pleasure. #dopamine

HBO Max Announces New Season of Integration Test Email #1

Drivers pissing in bottles. Who knew Amazon’s biggest bottleneck would be an actual bottle neck

shredded, peeled, diced, cut up. you can describe a lean guy the same ways you can prepare a carrot

crazy how as a teen you can stumble onto some corner of the internet and it just becomes your whole identity

I wanna wake up everyday no alarm with a cold brew long walk and a podcast and I’ll literally do anything to make it happen

Took shrooms in a float tank but other than that spot on

Just discovered rucking and now I even walk more productively than you

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When I was in 1st grade I'd always trade my Kit Kats for gel pens. Even then I was thinking "sacrifice short term joy for long term utility."

When tired: absorb When awake: create