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🇺🇸 Joined X in 2014, ghosted for 11 years. Dropped my first tweet in 2025. I find humor in (almost) everything. 🇺🇸 Pure Blood! 🇺🇸 🩸

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Joined September 2014
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@jessethomas3535
JTWolf 🇺🇸
5 months
Maybe they’re working together to create a “Whole New World?” Mint Mobile’s stock is at risk! @RyanReynoldsNet @blakelively @justinbaldoni @ItEndsWithUs @Mintmobile @JaneWriters
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JTWolf 🇺🇸
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New ad for Ozempic.
@RickyDoggin
A Man Of Memes
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😮😮
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JTWolf 🇺🇸
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This is pretty hilarious.
@KeriA1776again
KeriA
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Best friends 🤣
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JTWolf 🇺🇸
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A clip that will make your heart smile.
@awkwardgoogle
Interesting things
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Happy Second Birthday, Little Man ❤️‍🩹.
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JTWolf 🇺🇸
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“Liberty is the breath of life to nations.” – George Bernard Shaw.
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JTWolf 🇺🇸
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So this is terrifying! . 🐻 stalks a nice little family. via @YouTube.
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JTWolf 🇺🇸
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Trump is welcoming a championship .UFC fight to take place on the grounds of the White House. @danawhite @ufc @joerogan.
@KarluskaP
Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸
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WOW- President Trump announces a UFC fight at the White House!
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JTWolf 🇺🇸
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Gives the good feels… .🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸.
@Ikennect
I am Ken
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God Bless America
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JTWolf 🇺🇸
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When your robot blackmails you. 🤖 . @elonmusk are there safety measures installed for this kind of thing?.
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
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When threatened to be unplugged, Anthropic’s AI model Claude 4 lashed back by blackmailing an engineer and threatened to reveal an extramarital affair, per FORTUNE.
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JTWolf 🇺🇸
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Military personnel = Heroes 🦸‍♂️ 🦸‍♀️ . Thank you!.
@Hawkesbay69
KJW
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JTWolf 🇺🇸
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Don’t “forget” to take your magnesium supplements!.
@wideawake_media
Wide Awake Media
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Dr. Clint Steele: A study found that taking 550 milligrams of magnesium can decrease the risk of dementia by as much as 41%. "They took 6,000 people. between the ages of 43 and 70. They gave one group 350 milligrams of magnesium. They gave the other group 550 milligrams of
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JTWolf 🇺🇸
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A great discovery!.
@AshFarms
𝕏 Farm Girl
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I learned something at the feed store this morning. Apparently, men nod down to someone they don't know and nod up to someone they do know?. And somehow, all men know this and no one ever tells them. They're just born with it.
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JTWolf 🇺🇸
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This really happened….
@toobaffled
“Sudden And Unexpected”
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The Dumbest period in World History
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JTWolf 🇺🇸
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Whatever your craft may be…. Strive to be the best!.
@DudespostingWs
Dudes Posting Their W’s
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This lawncare guy is super impressed with his work and rightfully so
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JTWolf 🇺🇸
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Take more drugs to offset the drugs you’ve been taking, prescribed to offset the earlier drugs that didn’t work.
@NanLee1124
NanLee Marie Carissimi
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BAN BIG PHARMA ADS! “The music and the scenes they show are misleading. They’re sending a message that if you take this drug, you’re going to be riding jet skis. The side effects meanwhile are rolling at 80mph…”🔥@SecKennedy .
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JTWolf 🇺🇸
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What did you just call me?.
@gecffmn
Papageorgio
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He’s exactly right on this! Never call a white man that!!!😂
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