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Jesse Cooke

@jessebcooke

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Herriman, UT
Joined June 2013
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@clubbertime
Clubbers Till We Die
5 months
Just so it’s clear. The @utahmammoth front office did NOT have to do this. They could have cratered his career in the AHL. They didn’t need to thread a needle on cap space. They did this for Ingy cuz they knew it was best for him. This was all class and I’m proud of it. #tusksup
@BagleyKSLsports
Cole Bagley
5 months
The Mammoth will retain $800,000 (41%) of Ingram’s contract.
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@jessebcooke
Jesse Cooke
8 months
Utah salt flats. My name is Jesse Cooke. I love Idaho, Utah and Washington in that order. I currently live in Utah and I’ll commit capital crimes for where I live.
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Jesse Cooke
10 months
Told you. And this was before we lost the trademark to Yeti 😏
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Jesse Cooke
1 year
Bookmark this post. I’ll repost it when they eventually announce we are Utah Mammoth #utahhc
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Jesse Cooke
1 year
I really hope things never get so bad for #UtahHC that Mike B drops this graphic with no context 😅
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Jesse Cooke
1 year
@utahhockeyclub From now on these will be from my new online profile dedicated to hockey @clubbertime
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Jesse Cooke
1 year
#UtahHC Here is your Hate Watch Guide for the evening. Happy clubbing ���� @utahhockeyclub
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Jesse Cooke
1 year
Im making a new twitter account so i can isolate all my hockey rantings and ravings there. Im Debating if i should include the "We're" in the name. (also ignore the typo in the 2nd option i can only use so many characters.) #UtahHC
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Jesse Cooke
1 year
This is the metric you should be looking at right now. This is sorted by P% (win% essentially) equalizes standing based on the fact different teams have played different amount of games. This list can change but right now we should be actively rooting against these other teams
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Jesse Cooke
1 year
#UtahHC nation. As the wildcard race heats up i'll give you games you can watch & have skin in the game in regards to our playoff aspirations. Watching hockey is fun even when your team isn't playing. We want: Bruins to beat Flames Senators to beat Kracken Devils to beat Blues
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Jesse Cooke
1 year
Grok needs some work 😂. But love that it’s free #UtahHC
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Jesse Cooke
1 year
I'm going stir crazy with no #UtahHC game today so have a new reaction gif to use at your discretion. @utahhockeyclub
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Jesse Cooke
1 year
These guys are maniacs for the order they are naming them 😂 also of course the Harvard boy got it #Utahhc
@utahmammoth
Utah Mammoth
1 year
Oh deer 😂🎅
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@jessebcooke
Jesse Cooke
1 year
💝💐🧸
@SharkCityHockey
 𝙎𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙔 𝙃𝙊𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙔
1 year
The San Jose Sharks lost to the Utah Referee Club tonight, 4-3.
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Jesse Cooke
1 year
Don’t play players that are wholly incapable of playing NHL hockey and then blame the other team for not being softer with him 🙄
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Jesse Cooke
1 year
Always a good day when Shannon is wearing full #UtahHC drip for his weekly power rankings 😏
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Jesse Cooke
1 year
Literally the softest hockey fan on Twitter. Give your balls a tug 😝
@Kneckt
Ryan 🦈🏒
1 year
AND NOW THE REFS TRYING TO INJURE MACKLIN?!
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Jesse Cooke
1 year
#Thefutureisteal Jot this one down 🖤🤍🩵
@TLPRandon
Randon From TLP 🦣#8🦣
1 year
@NHL @utahhockeyclub Sharks, if you don’t want to be in the penalty box, don’t commit penalties. Celebrini, don’t stop in front of someone twice your size, you’re gonna have a bad time, and it clearly wasn’t a penalty, whiners.
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@superfinn23
Professor
1 year
@JazzePinkman Day game, night game, weeknight game, Saturday night game? Don't matter. Clubbers by million
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Jesse Cooke
1 year
The league isn’t ready for the club ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 #UtahHC
@NHLPR
NHL Public Relations
1 year
The @UtahHockeyClub extended its road winning streak to six games and established the longest such run in a franchise’s inaugural season, surpassing the North Stars (5 GP in 1967-68). #NHLStats: https://t.co/OYLtMbl1j2
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Jesse Cooke
1 year
Who is this guy Keller???? How does he keep doing this?? 🤪🤪🤪
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