Jesse Schaeffer
@jesse_schaeffer
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Joined March 2012
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I'm all up for a Suits marathon Universal Hd , but if you keep showing 2 minute long aspca commercials I'm gonna have to bail.
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We're out of beer and I have presents to wrap...time to hit the hard stuff. #nextyearitsgiftbagsforeveryone
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My day was completed when the cricket scores came on the bottom line
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I wonder which house the sorting hat will send Pharrell to. #Hufflepuff
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And the 13th man goes to Gene and his accompanying referee crew #screwed
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Listening to Melschaef1 read the obituaries is really livening up my Friday night.
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Hey everyone I'm having a pool party tomorrow. Here I'll supply the forecast so you know what to expect. http://t.co/BQBR971ezY
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Melschaef1 put all her Packers gear on. Socks, a hoodie, and pajama pants. In other words she looks like she is ready for bed. #9errrrrrrrs
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Because the hand is attached to the forearm the eagles were able to intercept that pass #anatomyaccordingtocollinsworth
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According to Chris Collinsworth the shin is above the ankle #mindblown
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“@UberFacts: In the beginning of Iron Man, Tony Stark’s captors are revealing the entire movie plot in a language called Urdu.” @kScicc
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I just took a shower so it would only be fitting that I walk through a spiderweb on the journey from my front door to my jeep.
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How is it that when I go to the doctor, dentist, etc there is something new to the routine that doesn't pertain to why I am there.
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