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Between not adding a killer third pitch and back inflammation showing up, I'm worrying about a Luis Gil-esque second year regression for my GOAT Cam... hope the velo aint down too 😬
Cam Schlittler said he and the #Yankees are “not too worried about” adding a changeup or splitter anymore. Doesn’t mean he won’t eventually, but he and the team instead focused on improving the orientation of his four-seamer and curveball this offseason.
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i fucking hate X the everything app, they just took away dark grey mode or whatever for no reason
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I hate boone this is so fucking soft. "It's fine whatever" there's not letting stuff bother you and then there's this. Don't agree with the fucking guys who said they wanted to face you cuz they thought they'd beat you easily!!
Aaron Boone on IKF saying that the Blue Jays wanted to play the Yankees instead of the Red Sox last October: “I guess he was right. Little surprising to hear IKF say that, but whatever, that’s fine.”
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Black keys new song You Got To Lose is such a throwback to their earlier albums, maybe my new favorite song from them
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Watching a movie on Amazon Prime (Prisoner of War) and the subtitles are atrocious, they have completely missed multiple lines from Scott Adkins and you'd think the main character would be the most important person to get subtitles right for
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Hate when i go back to Orlando for vacation and get mogged by the Asian Mogger while trying to ride Its A Small World
“And who might you be, my good man?” The duke inquired. The portly man grinned, stroking the feather the adorned his cap. “In Orlando, I am known as the asian mogger,” he said, bowing extravagantly. “And I would have the honor if you might VERIFY me as the Orlando asian mogger.”
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Can't wait to go to a game at the Big Dorito
JUST IN: The Tampa Bay Rays today released initial renderings of the proposed ballpark and mixed-use district at Hillsborough College’s Dale Mabry campus in Tampa.
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This roster got humiliated out of the postseason and their second best starter during the regular season is gonna miss the beginning of the year and best postseason reliever is not even on the roster!
Brian Cashman offered some pushback & a lengthy response when asked about fan concern that the #Yankees are running it back with a similar roster. A snippet below: "First, we have really good players, a collection of really talented players. It's not the same roster. I would
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Hal really showed us, he brought back the 2025 Yankees but more expensive and arguably worse
“Will any of those people shut the fuck up now? They will not shut the fuck up.” The New York Post’s Joel Sherman says Hal Steinbrenner made Yankees fans eat their words
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Oli London subtweet
Some people have very strong feelings about white asians dating male females
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This is how Sonic the Hedgehog was invented
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Alt nation is using Osaka's oh my God from azumanga daioh in one of their interstitials lol
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There is a scene in the new avatar that is basically every white person's wet dream where the ancestors literally invite them to the cook out and give them the Eywah pass. James Cameron is undefeated.
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Don't forget the true 2000s ending https://t.co/NUlNLaK7c2
STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER was released on this day 6 years ago
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Should the yankees like their roster? They are missing their second best position player + 2nd best starter from last season (for a month) + bullpen question marks? They can sign players by giving them a good offer. The yankees should not be a poverty "wait for a deal" franchise
- Yankees like their roster more than fans - no shock - Yanks still likely to add - Yes - Essentially every target still available - Yanks can’t control what an agency asks for, their timeline, or what a player gets Let this thing play out, don’t freak out on every comment
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Its a direct threat to those of us that have to talk to other people at parties!! Quick, blow them all up!!
You simply can’t make this up. Democrat Rep. Adam Smith says the strikes on narco-terrorists are not an act of self defense because “people on a boat, carrying cocaine, are not a direct threat." These drugs have killed hundreds of thousands of Americans. They are the
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I think this is somewhat true, in that I don't get red mad and nude at other peoples opinions, but I have only gotten stronger opinions as I got older and I don't respect people who don't have strong opinions (at least on stuff they engage with alot!)
One of the cool things about getting older is developing opinion fatigue. Oh ya you like that thing that I hate well thats fine. Not sure about whatever new thing youre talking about but im sure its fine. Most things are basically fine
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